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mad_jock
17th Jun 2001, 04:28
After a heated debate in the pub tonight I feel jetblast is the only place i can get a reasonable answer to this question.

How do you like your muff?
Natural, trimmed or shaved

I will go for trimmed.

MJ



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Natterjack
17th Jun 2001, 04:50
Normal.

Slasher
17th Jun 2001, 05:47
Yeh me too. Normal. Trimmed is the bottom limit of accetability.
Shaved phooey! Its like f*cking a # 13 frozen chickens @rse unfrozen.

Techman
17th Jun 2001, 06:42
Trimmed is first choice, natural second, shaved is a very distand third.

Mrs. Bush is a natural.

Gravox
17th Jun 2001, 08:51
It has to be
1) Trimmed,
2) Shaved,
3) Natural. who wants a huge bush otherwise you'll need a whipper snipper to find the entrance.... not to mention you'll have a free floss everytime you go down on her

Definately not natural.....

TopGut
17th Jun 2001, 09:27
Any way I can get it..

N2000
17th Jun 2001, 09:49
The next question is of course, should it all match?

Ahhhhhh the joys of a true redhead!! :-)

Feeton Terrafirma
17th Jun 2001, 10:39
Well I have to suggest that the facade has little importance. The quality of the structure that supports the facade is much more important.


Happiness is a tight pussy :)

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traveler
17th Jun 2001, 12:08
Shows that opinions vary.
This one will probably never get settled.

For me, the less hair the better !
Unless it's on her head.
Also not into flossing while I'm at work.

Of course our Tarbender has a good point.

Fitztightly
17th Jun 2001, 13:00
I heard that going down on a redhead is like tasting battery acid.
Is this true? :)
BTW trimmed is good, not too much, not too little!

snaggletooth
17th Jun 2001, 16:03
1. trimmed
2. shaved
3. natural

Why are pubic hairs soft & curly? http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/confused.gif

'Cos if they were stiff & straight you'd poke your eyes out :)

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maximus
17th Jun 2001, 17:10
Trimmed in front and shaved underneath, only way to go.

Radar Departure2
17th Jun 2001, 17:23
Pubic hair is like parsley; you put it aside and get on with the main meal.

RD

Feeton Terrafirma
17th Jun 2001, 17:28
Radar, as usual, straight to the point!

I couldn't agree more.

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GoGirl
17th Jun 2001, 17:51
I think it was Top Gut who said.... 'Any way I can get it'... Don't worry buddy, it's applies to most of these blokes http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif

Regards
GG
;)

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wuan lowslungdong
17th Jun 2001, 21:56
Geez. Reckon I musta been round (read married) to long.Trimmed,shaved or natural? Who cares! A F*cks a F*ck. The one you miss out on is the one ya never gonna get again! Get ya hand off it and get into it! And while I'm thinking of it,there's only two things that smell like dead fish and one of'm is dead fish!!! Aint nuth'in like dining on clitoris allsorts late in the evening.

trolleydollylover
17th Jun 2001, 22:39
Have cut down on the amount of Curl Fish Pie I have been eating for supper, since since I came up looking like I had been chewing on red paint and lipstick. Being a skin head it even ended up ontop of my head. The doris thought that I had just lost my wisdom teeth. Although I did laugh after I had puked.

I must admit I dont like poor pie admin, especially when it escapes down the legs.

However I do enjoy a well maintained foo foo as long as the collars and cuffs match.

I would like to know what one looks like when I am sober.

Back Course Bandit
18th Jun 2001, 08:44
1. Shaved
2. Trimmed
3. Natural

I think pubic hair is a complete waste of time. What purpose does it serve anyway?

Nothing beats that feeling when u slip your hands down the front of her pants for the first time and it's completely hairless. You know you're in for a good time - and so is she.

;) ;) ;)

Cheers,
BCB

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N2000
18th Jun 2001, 10:46
Fitztightly.......um battery acid? um nope! same tuna, different coloured label.

mad_jock
18th Jun 2001, 11:49
Has anyone done a diabetic yet?

Just wondering if it was sweet?

MJ

Feeton Terrafirma
18th Jun 2001, 15:20
OK, you got me. Since my last post I have changed my mind. I now don't know what I prefer. I guess the only way to resolve the problem would be to try each again in "back to back" testing. NO thats not a sexual technique, it's a scientific method of comparing objective results. What it would mean in this case is that unfortunately I would have to arrange for one sample of each specimen to be in my bed at the same time. It would be tough but I'd do it, just to settle the argument, you understand! :)

any volunteers?


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The Fokker's chocka ocker
18th Jun 2001, 17:14
Waxed.
Agree with back course bandit. You just know that any woman belonging to a shaven/waxed pussy, is not going to do a starfish.
Shows true dedication and love of the sins of the flesh.

With that mat of hair removed you'll feel the extra penetration of a couple of millemetres.

It's true!

RockinBob
18th Jun 2001, 17:33
By the way, whats the hardest thing about eating bald pussy?

Putting the diaper back on!!!!

Ooh Ah!

RampTramp
18th Jun 2001, 18:54
Gotta be -)

1) Trimmed
2) Natural
3) Shaved

As a diving enthusiast (muff that is!) & having carried out many years of research on the subject, I've got to say that by the time I get to that point I don't really care if the collar & cuffs match, however I submit the following reasons for my choices -

Trimmed leaves just enough to be interesting without the flossing problem. Also shows the lady takes a pride in her body.

If not trimmed, then natural cos... well, it's natural

Shaved is OK but I agree with the frozen chicken analogy.

Just so happens that current lady friend trims so that could influence my choice - guess I'll just have to get down to some more research! (That's not my tongue, it's a G-spot locator!)

(edited by RampTramp for spelling - sorry, I got carried away!!)
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Boss Raptor
18th Jun 2001, 19:06
Part shaved, lower part...all shaved looks like a frozen chicken...after all you wouldn't want fur on your cornflakes would you! (said by a weird pilot mate of mine, peculiar but 'to the point' little saying)

mad_jock
18th Jun 2001, 19:15
I have just had some input from one of the girls at work (ex nurse). Who says that waxed or trim is the only way forward for her. Apparently shaved iches like hell and waxing hurts like hell. So she uses her blokes designer shaver for doing the deed (without of course him knowing)

Top bird

MJ

GoGirl
19th Jun 2001, 02:16
Well.....it's true MJ...Mens shavers are better...er, not that I would know ;)

GG http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/redface.gif

Doctor Cruces
19th Jun 2001, 03:42
Fitztightly---
No, It's pure nectar.

And on the original question, as long as it's wet and it wants ME, who cares!!!

Doc C.

Sand Spider
19th Jun 2001, 04:53
Trimmed: Topknot style.
Shaved: I just love the way your toungue just glides over, mmm....
Not at all

Not that I get much of a choice anyway but my seargeant doesn't stand to attention unless AT LEAST the bikini line's done.

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Line Abreast
19th Jun 2001, 06:25
Trimmed - hair clippers work best (0 on the bottom, 1 on top - no itchiness growing back). And laser hair removal on the sides!! Perfect.

Bombsaway
19th Jun 2001, 15:30
What do the Girls like :-)

;D

APR
19th Jun 2001, 16:13
1.Trimmed
2.Shaved
3.Natural

No muff is too tough, we dive at five!

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WHOOP WHOOP! PULL OUT! PULL OUT!

RW-1
19th Jun 2001, 18:28
Muff diving is a subcategory that you can specialize in and get your PADI certification.

We treat is the same as cave diviving, and the rule of thirds apply:

1. Plan your dive, and dive your plan :)

2. Have enough air to go down, explore, and get out.

3. Take a rope, lest you intend to get lost.

4. Walkmans are great for entertainment, be sure to use the earphones that go in your ears, lest they may be crushed by squeezing thighs. (not a scuba rule, but applicable here) http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/tongue.gif

I have not yet seen anyone going for their buddy dives in this, they may be out there though ...

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mad_jock
19th Jun 2001, 18:42
The saying in scotland is a bit longer


"No sea too rough, no muff too tuff, we dive at five"


Mind you being a Florida cave diver you would have to do it DIR style. Which would mean sober, with a support team as back up, and you would have to suck the long hose.

Where as scottish divers would give it a jab with a snorkle to see if it bites back then in we go. Then try not to be sick at the decompression stop on the way out.

MJ

Arm out the window
20th Jun 2001, 04:26
er...
Line Abreast, this is a funny place to say g'day to someone, but if I'm right about who you are, I think you've got my old job.
Go the card 5!

Or perhaps I'm totally wrong.

Firestorm
20th Jun 2001, 12:45
My preferences:

1. Warm with a pulse.

2. Trimmed.

Not really into the shaven ones, but as has been expressed earlier in the thread, I would not refuse any sort of pussy that was offering itself to me....

Loony_Pilot
20th Jun 2001, 19:07
Trimmed in front, shaved underneath

Thats irresistible!!!!!!!

Aerosmith
20th Jun 2001, 19:25
Hey OCB, whats your take on this?
I am sure that you can come up with a juicy quote.

Playgirl
20th Jun 2001, 19:33
shaved undercarriage - better sensation for all involved! ;)

126.9
20th Jun 2001, 19:47
Natural, trimmed or shaved? Now let me think about it... uh, YES PLEASE!!!?

RW-1
20th Jun 2001, 20:14
Mad, I'm more of the free diver/scuba. do I have a depth limit, but no long hose to suck (I don't suck hoses hehe, i'm straight).

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export yourself
24th Jun 2001, 07:52
Racing stripe ( I guess that means trimmed )

no name
24th Jun 2001, 08:40
Normal for myself, but the porn "V" for the girl:


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.........*****.......
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airtaxi
24th Jun 2001, 13:21
I admit to being mildly disappointed on my first visit to Pure Platinum's,(a titty bar in Fort Lauderdale), to find that all the girls insisted on the 'racing stripe' look for their minges. I felt a bit short changed because they didn't really look like real fannys (that's pussys for American readers).
My vote goes for Bikini Line, Natural then shaved.
As an old friend of mine says-"A hole is a hole and a dick has no eyes"

Send Clowns
24th Jun 2001, 13:31
Mad Jock, in answer to your earlier question, I have been down on a diabetic (on Friday being the last occasion). Not sure if she tastes sweet, possibly a little, but definitely tastes good. Most enjoyable.

On the subject of the thread I must admit I have only ever been with naturals, the company I keep I suppose, but have never had cause for complaint! Any offers from trimmed or shaven ladies considered, in the interests of research of course :)

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Mac the Knife
24th Jun 2001, 16:04
Plaited..

Chimbu chuckles
24th Jun 2001, 21:55
Trimmed for me.....shaved looks like the front of a VW Beetle.

Chuckling :)

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CL604
24th Jun 2001, 23:26
I like my honey pots in combi form shaved,trimmed.

mach78
25th Jun 2001, 02:27
Hey guys be careful in there!!........


There can be(not always though!) lots of nasty things to be had while down there, including H.pylori, e coli etc which may cause stomach problems.
All of those with ulcers and indigestion put your hands up!

Burp

RW-1
25th Jun 2001, 23:48
Then of course, those who are certified in this can get their wings:

http://www.bushwings.com/frontpag.html

I hear that Velvet is a line check pilot :)

:)

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Marc