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17th Mar 2002, 17:25
Apologies if these have been posted before; I haven't red JB much recently. . .. .Man: Where have you been all my life?. .Woman: Hiding from you.. .. .Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?. .Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.. .. .Man: Is this seat empty?. .Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.. .. .Man: So, what do you do for a living?. .Woman: I'm a female impersonator.. .. .Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?. .Woman: Do not enter.. .. .Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?. .Woman: Unfertilized.. .. .Man: Your body is like a temple.. .Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.. .. .Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.. .Woman: But would you stay there?. .. .Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.. .Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.