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Squawk7777
17th Mar 2002, 02:33
Dear Ladies,

I know that every one of you is unique in beauty and character, and that us men always "misunderstand" you :rolleyes: but please describe to me how a female orgasm feels like :o (actually :D )

With upmost respect,

Slasher
17th Mar 2002, 02:39
I got a rough idea what it tastes like!. . . . <small>[ 16 March 2002, 22:40: Message edited by: Slasher ]</small>

Squawk7777
17th Mar 2002, 02:53
How do you taste an orgasm?

james hewit
17th Mar 2002, 03:32
you taste it with your tongue of course!. .and it feels like mmmmmmmm so good there are no words to describe it!. .how does it feel for u?

Squawk7777
17th Mar 2002, 03:44
Of course with your tongue.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> . .. .but it is rather the ______ and ______ and ______, not the actual orgasm. Anyway, I don't want to be too technical and over-correct. Got your point! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .Strange that we haven't heard from the ladies yet .... . . . <small>[ 16 March 2002, 23:45: Message edited by: Squawk7777 ]</small>

briteandbreezy
17th Mar 2002, 16:47
Haven't ya?. .. .I wonder why????. .. .Could be that we're all really shy!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" />

HugMonster
17th Mar 2002, 23:06
"Mummy, mummy, what's an orgasm?". ."I don't know - ask your father"

KayGridley
18th Mar 2002, 02:49
Well as a lady I'm sure I'm not supposed to discuss such matters <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> . .. .I think most of the ladies here would agree with me though in saying how can you expect us to describe something like that <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> . .. .Guys quit worrying, if you're getting it right we won't complain <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Jenni
18th Mar 2002, 21:23
I for one would NEVER fake an orgasam! Its doing yourself an injustice surely!. .. .Then again, if the blokes that c**p in bed that you just want it over with, then im sure i could get away with a few well placed 'oooh's and aahh's' and finish myself off later (if you know what i mean <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> ). .Theres nowt wrong with a bit of DIY <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />. . . . <small>[ 18 March 2002, 17:24: Message edited by: Jennytaylier ]</small>

RW-1
18th Mar 2002, 23:57
On the next Oprah:. .. ."Men who Fake Orgasm during Masturbation". .. .Hmm ..... .. .I've always figured that it must be something I was doing wrong to have her screaming like that, until I was told otherwise by said girl. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" />

Whirlybird
19th Mar 2002, 01:18
Jenny,. .. .Glad I'm not the only woman who doesn't fake orgasms. In fact, I don't think I have, ever. Like, if he's that bad, why bother impressing him? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> . .. .I've thought about the original question, and it's not that I won't talk about it, I'm just not sure I know how.. .. .Come to think of it, why don't one of you guys tell us what a male orgasm feels like.

TowerDog
19th Mar 2002, 03:20
Feels good.. .Thanks for asking. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Eric
19th Mar 2002, 05:00
Jenny, . .. .If you go out with "blokes that c**p in bed", I'm not surprised you want them out pretty damn quick! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Checkboard
19th Mar 2002, 09:55
Women fake orgasms? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> . .. .One of my first girlfriends would just punch me in the chest and cry "You owe me one, you bastard!". .. .Very effective training technique <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Flight Detent
19th Mar 2002, 10:57
Squawk7777,. .You have to be there!

Huck
19th Mar 2002, 17:56
Flight attendants have 4 types of orgasms:. .. .1 The positive: "Oh yes! Oh yes!". .. .2 The negative: "Oh no! Oh no!". .. .3. The religious: "Oh God! Oh God!". .. .4. The fake: "Oh Captain! Oh Captain!"

Jenni
20th Mar 2002, 01:06
I P***ed myself laughing at that one.. .Though i have to say i dissagree with number 4! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Willit Run
20th Mar 2002, 03:31
Why do women fake orgasms???. .. .because they think we give s**t !??????

scran
20th Mar 2002, 03:37
An Aussie Male Joke (been around for a long time):. .. .How can you tell when a woman has come?. .. .WHo cares!!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />. . . . <small>[ 19 March 2002, 23:38: Message edited by: scran ]</small>

ShyTorque
20th Mar 2002, 04:05
In a similar vein:. .. .How does a man know when he's in love?. .. .Answer: It takes more than thirty seconds after orgasm to think about what time the pub opens...

Aviatrix69
20th Mar 2002, 19:07
As for beautiful, I don't know, that is in the eye of the beholder.. .Checkboard, quite a good training technique.... .This is somewhat selfish but mine is, I come first. As he is about 10 times quicker than me, he'd fall asleep if I'd let him on before.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .I wonder why the question about our different orgasms have not risen. They feel very different to me, so which one are we talking about?. .. .And yes, I do think most men do not really care. If you want to have it, you try to get it. All of us, I guess. Orgasm is like bungeejumping, even if you do it together, there is not much capacity left for what's around.

Squawk7777
16th Apr 2002, 03:16
hmmm, I had totally forgotten about this thread... :o

so far none of the ladies have really dared to describe... any specific reason? :rolleyes:

Sliding member
16th Apr 2002, 05:49
Probably 'cause they're trying to make out us men don't do the job.???

sprocket
16th Apr 2002, 07:15
They wont come .... they never do!