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Captain Over
16th Mar 2002, 19:38
It's been bloody long enough!! SOMEone, PLEASE re-post the "tankyouberrymutch" sketch!. .. .It's where some poor chap was in a typical Mid East hotel on a typical overnighting, and the mis-communication one endures in that part of the world whilst attempting to obtain any of the usual hotel services one expects elsewhere. . .. .Someone must have a copy out there! Thanks.. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Ironguts
17th Mar 2002, 23:10
"Tendjewberrymud". .. .The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia. . .. .Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees". .Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service". .. .RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??". .G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs". .RS: "Ow July den?". .G: "What??". .RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?". .G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.". .RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?". .G: "Crisp will be fine.". .RS : "Hokay. An San tos?". .G: "What?". .RS:"San tos. July San tos?". .G: "I don't think so". .RS: "No? Judo one toes??". .G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means.". .RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?". .G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.". .RS: "We bother?". .G: "No..just put the bother on the side.". .RS: "Wad?". .G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side.". .RS: "Copy?". .G: "Sorry?". .RS: "Copy...tea...mill?". .G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.". .RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and Copy....rye??". .G: "Whatever you say". .RS: "Tendjewberrymud". .G : "You're welcome

Captain Over
18th Mar 2002, 07:15
Ironguts.... "Tendjewberrymud"!!. .. .What a keeper!. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />