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Squawk 8888
4th Aug 2001, 02:49
"Bored on a long-haul flight? Singapore Airlines passengers can challenge each other to digital chess or mahjong and the whole plane can compete in a digital quiz show."

Sounds like a very civilizing notion- one big stressor with air travel is being cooped up with a bunch of strangers who are avoiding eye contact but getting in your way or jostling you around. Perhaps this might help people see the other pax as humans instead of obstacles.

Full story at http://www.canoe.ca/CNEWSWeirdNews0108/01_three-ap.html

Slasher
4th Aug 2001, 14:37
As a matter of fact Im trying to develop in-flight software to prevent air-rage.
The software is instaled as an IFE channel. You start the program and you enter your seat number. Then your current status:

Sex:
[]Male
[]Female
[]She-male

[] Single
[] Married
[] None of your business

Then your sexual orientation:

[] Hetero
[] gay
[] both

Then your preference(s):

[] just want someone to talk dirty
[] want to receive BJ
[] want to give BJ
[] Seeking one night stand
[] seeking long term relationship
[] need a quick lay
[] need a long slow lay
[] need a quick genital rub
[] need my tits fondled

Then location:
[] in the economy class toilet
[] the seat next to me is vacant. Bring a blanket
[] in the forward galley
[] up here in the cockpit
[] last vacant row down the back

Hit ENTER and the screen will come up with a map of the cabin seating. Click that seat to find out the details and if its what your after send a private msseage to that seat!

I think itll be a money-spinner! Should work well on long-haul routes to Europe and Oz! :D

Hagbard the Amateur
4th Aug 2001, 15:17
Simple cure. Hand out hash cookies during flight instead of alcohol and play soothing psychedelic music.

Feeton Terrafirma
4th Aug 2001, 16:40
I thought Passenger 57 was a reasonable deterent, and enteraining as well. Isn't he on most flights now?

Do think Slasher has an excellent idea. How do I distract my wife though?

FlyingForFun
6th Aug 2001, 00:36
Feeton, that's what the Economy Class Toilet is there for!

FFF
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GoGirl
6th Aug 2001, 04:06
Excellent point FFF ;)

Get with the program feeton :o

And SLASH...I'd say those long-haul ROOTS would never be the same again :D :D

Regards
GG :p

Slasher
6th Aug 2001, 08:47
GG any roots Im involved in are ALWAYS long-haul! ;)