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Gunner B12
14th Mar 2002, 11:41
Well it didn't take long for them to come up with this one...... .. .What do Ansett and Anthony Stevens wife have in common?. .. .They've both been fu*ked by a big Kangaroo!. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

GoGirl
14th Mar 2002, 11:49
I laffed til I cried Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .You're not wrong about it not taking long though <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> . .. .Regards GG <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />

sprocket
14th Mar 2002, 15:28
Oi! Real Ozzies don't play aerial ping pong!. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

A Comfy Chair
14th Mar 2002, 17:52
HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. .. .Funniest thing I've heard in a long time.... Jeez, it doesn't take long, does it!!!

Islander Jock
14th Mar 2002, 18:29
Anthony Stevens was putting his six month old daughter to bed. He told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying, "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and goodbye grandpa." . . . .Stevens said, "Why did you say 'good-bye grandpa'?" The little girl said "I don't know, daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.". . . .The next day grandpa died. Stevens thought it was a strange coincidence.. . . .A few months later Stevens put the girl to bed and. .listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, and good-bye grandma.". . . .Next day the grandmother died. My gosh, thought Stevens, this kid is in contact with the other side.. . . .Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed. .Stevens heard her say, "God bless mommy, and good-bye daddy.". . . .He practically went into shock. Couldn't sleep all. .night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to. .training. He was nervous as a cat all day, had. .lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the changerooms, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drank coffee, turned his phone off, looked at his watch every ten minutes and jumped at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. . . . .When he got home, Stevens' wife said, "I've never seen you train so late, what's the matter?". . . .He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just had the worst day of my life.". . . .She said "You think you had a bad day, haven't you. .heard the news? Wayne Carey was killed in a car. .accident tonight". . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

GoGirl
15th Mar 2002, 03:17
Sheesh....never even thought of that scenario <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> . .. .GG

Capt Vegemite
15th Mar 2002, 06:21
OK who is Wayne Carey?

CoodaShooda
15th Mar 2002, 06:59
A rhetorical question Capt Vege? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> . .. .For our northern viewers, W*nk Airey was apparently to Melbourne Ozzie Rules Football supporters as Beckham is to English Football fans. A superrrr starrrr! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> (although in this case of dubious morals). . . . <small>[ 15 March 2002, 01:59: Message edited by: CoodaShooda ]</small>

Gunner B12
15th Mar 2002, 07:19
It might also help to know that the team he plays for is also known as the Kangaroos.

Capt Vegemite
15th Mar 2002, 08:52
Uhhn huh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" />

Feeton Terrafirma
15th Mar 2002, 15:48
Hey Vege, don't worry mate, your not missin much.

Home Signal
15th Mar 2002, 17:00
Yet another on for the Aussies !!. .. .What is the Kangaroos Players wifes favourite game? . .. .Swallow the Leader. . .. .DT. .. .They don't get any better

Luca_brasi
16th Mar 2002, 08:14
Well im very surprised at Kelli Stevens.. .. .You see, she is very short, so im surprised that she can manage to hold down a key position....

deepee
16th Mar 2002, 11:19
Please tell me quick;there weren't any magnificent Blues players caught up in all this how's your wife been behaving carry on?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

deepee
16th Mar 2002, 11:22
Or is it Carey on?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="cool.gif" />