View Full Version : Darius (Pop Idol) fails his Class 1 Medical...

25th Feb 2004, 00:44
...he's colourblind!

Sorry - had too much caffeine today:}

25th Feb 2004, 00:46
He is also quite ugly!:yuk:

25th Feb 2004, 00:50
If they pilots failed their class 1 just for being ugly there'd be a massive shortage of pilots in the UK.


25th Feb 2004, 00:52
I'm not sure if I'm so good at judging mens looks, call me old fashioned...

But did you see his version of 'Hit me baby one more time!' I wish someone had!

25th Feb 2004, 00:53
I would have gladly given him a smack in the mouth :E

25th Feb 2004, 00:56
I'm glad that we're singing from the same song sheet Groundgirl and not the one he was singing from...there were whales in the middle of the Atlantic wincing at that rendition! :{

25th Feb 2004, 01:13
I'll bet the only person that liked it was Miss Spears herself as it made her look good!!:rolleyes:

25th Feb 2004, 02:00
And with Ms Spears.....you have your PVC link.

Oooops, I did it again!

25th Feb 2004, 18:01
I must say that I was please that Darius didn't try the PVC thing. Scary:yuk:

25th Feb 2004, 18:11
Well, maybe that gimp mask you mentioned GG. Just to shut him up!

25th Feb 2004, 18:14
I hear that J (actually I'd rather not so that is why it is such a good idea.) How zabout we ship him off to Japan - he could do karaoke for them:ugh:

25th Feb 2004, 18:21
You want to start a war with Japan over that tool!??!!?:}

25th Feb 2004, 18:24
They would LOVE him, I think that it would aid our relations with them. Maybe someone should tell Tony Blair, it would help his popularity too - well who wouldn't have a small feeling of gratitude to the guy who gets rid of Darius:D