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8th Mar 2002, 22:00
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.. .. .A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. 'Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate'.. .. .The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says..... .. .'Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really Look the part'. . .. .Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to emphasising his bald head and he writes to the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads..... .. .'Dear Sir, please find enclosed a tin of treacle. Pour the tin of treacle over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple you tw*t'.

Biggles Flies Undone
8th Mar 2002, 22:15
Oi! I posted that one last week!. .. .Plager... player.... plunger... rism... you know what I mean <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

8th Mar 2002, 23:32
But it's funnier this time... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> . .. .(I didn't see it last time to be truthful).

11th Mar 2002, 14:17
Sorry Biggles, been off line for a while, didn't mean to steal your thunder, grovel, grovel.