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flying scotsman
14th Nov 2001, 05:28
Just got these definitions passed to me........everything seems to make sense now. Any additions??

A Very Special Dictionary

THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a
car's hood. For a male: The strap fastener on a
woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening
up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing
football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The
open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly
taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of
clothing manufactured makes ''look bigger.'' Male:
what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown,
homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get
married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick
up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good
movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can
be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing
by-product of digestion. Male: An endless source of
entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest
expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male:
Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device
for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A
device for scanning through all 75 channels every
three minutes


Feeton Terrafirma
14th Nov 2001, 14:30
NOW I understand!

Why didn't dad explain this to me 30 years ago? It would have saved a lot of Miss understanding, and Mrs understanding too :D

16th Nov 2001, 16:15
Tossing in the towel: Some kinda' post showering activity?