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Lima Xray
8th Mar 2002, 01:49
Becourse you are so insistend I wil tell you:. .. .Well I was praying and suddenly I realised that I was talking to myself.. .. .Did anything like this happen to you.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> . .. .Love me feed me

Travelling Toolbox
8th Mar 2002, 08:50
Heard a guy talkin' to God in a toilet bowl once. . .Think he knew him well cos he called him by his first name - RALPH! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .edited for phat phingas again.. . . . <small>[ 08 March 2002, 04:51: Message edited by: Travelling Toolbox ]</small>

Blacksheep
8th Mar 2002, 10:02
When you first put the four ring epaulettes on?

Tricky Woo
8th Mar 2002, 12:33
When I first kissed a beautiful girl. It didn't last.. .. .TW

RadarContact
10th Mar 2002, 12:52
The girl or you feeling you were god?

Tartan Gannet
10th Mar 2002, 15:18
You talk to God, that's called Prayer.. .. .God talks to you, that's called schizophrenia <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

TowerDog
10th Mar 2002, 16:37
Talking to me?

Loki
10th Mar 2002, 16:54
Its no big deal here in Asgard, we`re all gods. (though I have my doubts about Tyr, allowing Fenrir to bite off his hand)

pax anglia
10th Mar 2002, 17:10
I first realised I was God when I started to move in a mysterious way.My Doctor said it was a dodgy hip,though.

Hagbard the Amateur
10th Mar 2002, 19:27
I'm an agnostic dyslexic insomniac. I stayed awake all last night wondering even if there really was a dog.

Kalium Chloride
11th Mar 2002, 03:11
When I was taking a long, luxurious shower and my girlfriend banged on the bathroom door shouting, "God, are you still in there?!"

Mycroft
13th Mar 2002, 04:41
As any minor deity will tell you, the important question is when others realise that you're god; its the only way to become a major deity

Gunner B12
13th Mar 2002, 07:26
Wasn't there a chief of police in Manchester once who went on TV and declared that he spoke regularly with God and God spoke back!. .. .He even kept his job!!!. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

Gunner B12
13th Mar 2002, 07:32
I should have asked...... .. .Which of you was it he spoke to?????. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

G-SCUD
14th Mar 2002, 00:33
TT: Sorry, you got God's name wrong. It's 'Harold' ...recite Lord's Prayer aloud if you don't get it!

Gate B40
14th Mar 2002, 01:21
when a friend sent me a . ."Nobody's perfect except me"-badge. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

bagpuss lives
14th Mar 2002, 02:17
Still waiting............................. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

chiglet
14th Mar 2002, 02:37
If you "really" want to know,. .Robert Heinline, "Stranger in a Strange Land" springs to mind.. .The truth is "God Knows". .we aim to please, it keeps the cleaners happy