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20th Feb 2004, 23:19
Anal optic nerve
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that
connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for
giving people a sh!ty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it,

pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear
to your eye.

20th Feb 2004, 23:25
Oh, for crying out loud! :eek:

21st Feb 2004, 00:12
You didn't have to try it airship. :E :uhoh:

21st Feb 2004, 00:22
It actually felt quite good, taking evasive action :=

...a colleague of mine recently had to have an operation under general anaesthetic for removal of a boil in this area due to a hair which played shy apparently. No sitting down, very messy, 2 weeks off work requiring a nurse to change bandages daily...:{ :O

21st Feb 2004, 01:42
Well I've known people to talk out of their ar$e ---- but seeing out of it?????????

surely not
21st Feb 2004, 01:44
wasn't there a song about a brown eyed girl? Now I know what they were singing about!

21st Feb 2004, 02:09
a brown eyed girl...in the ring...

No wonder Smedley didn't see anything. :O

Anyway, I thought all the mods usually went off for Happy Hour at this time of a Friday evening? :=

21st Feb 2004, 02:12

I`ve had that op too...probably one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life.

The Nr Fairy
21st Feb 2004, 02:14

I once was in a hotel lobby, being regaled with stories of someone attempting self-lancing of piles.

I almost wet myself - no kidding !

Through laughing, you understand, not through cringing in sympathetic pain.

21st Feb 2004, 02:31
I had to have a pilonidal cyst removed once. God, what a mess that was.

21st Feb 2004, 02:36
Which leads onto the joke about the most important bodypart which goes something like this:

One day, all the usual body parts were talking about who was the most important...the eyes rolled, the lungs huffed, the mouth stuck out it's tongue, and the fingers tapped with impatience until the brain declared that without it, they were all useless. When a little voice from down below uttered that no, he was the most important. Everyone dissolved into hysterics until a**hole tightened up and refused to function for awhile. Finally, everyone agreed that a**hole was indeed the most important part. And if a**hole thinks he is in someway connected to the optical nerve, the wise don't argue with that...;)

21st Feb 2004, 08:22
Nothing to do with this thread but....as I was driving into town last week, I noticed a sign in one of our plethora of porn shops on the street off the bridge, an advertisement for a vibrator with a built-in video camera. Can't see the purpose - would be absolute hell to set up the lighting.

21st Feb 2004, 08:39
Not to mention the fold-up chair for the Director.


21st Feb 2004, 11:58
I always thought that it was known as optical rectitus. Gives you a s*it*y outlook on life.

21st Feb 2004, 23:02
I'm sure some people have had this nerve bypass the eye and be joined to the mouth!

24th Feb 2004, 03:38
Which is why one has regular enemas using Evian. :)

at least the verbal sort doesn't smell half as bad...