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The Invisible Man
19th Feb 2004, 22:22
I wont tell you again ! Stop it now!


Six of you have read it already..... own up... who are you ????

Sixteen now... will ya all bugga off !!!

Nineteen in two minutes .....I want my privicy...... now just go and leave me alone.

Twenty two views now.... I'm warning you, I'll take it off and go somewhere else ... I will ya know ..

The Invisible Man
19th Feb 2004, 22:36
Right thats it.....28 views.....

I come here for a bit of peace and quiet and a little privacy having had a really bad day and you wont leave me alone. Go and view Drapes thread go on. Join a few dots talk about men things but buzz off!!

IFTB ya bugga,

I knew it was you !!!

19th Feb 2004, 22:39
Moi? :uhoh:

The Invisible Man
19th Feb 2004, 22:41
Sea Moi !!

(Check pm's for loving caring message !)

PPRuNe Radar
19th Feb 2004, 22:41
I could move it to the Admin Forum .. it'd be really really private in there :E

The Invisible Man
19th Feb 2004, 22:42
I just want to be on my own.... tell 'em will ya !!!

19th Feb 2004, 22:48
Ooh err, sorry, wrong number <click>


The Invisible Man
19th Feb 2004, 22:57
85 views and steady........now just let it slide down the topics and out of view....

Thank you :ugh:

tony draper
19th Feb 2004, 23:01
The Woo person tried this ploy many moons ago, he was hoping to defeat the TRRBATPSOIT.
Didn't work that time either.

19th Feb 2004, 23:01
Maybe a quick push up to keep it current for a bit longer! :E

The Invisible Man
19th Feb 2004, 23:04
Bugga off !!!

19th Feb 2004, 23:26
Sorry to have to break it to you, TIM - your magic cloak of invisibility isn't working. Maybe if you took it back to the shop and got it fixed your problems would be solved.

19th Feb 2004, 23:27
Who said that?:ooh:

The Invisible Man
19th Feb 2004, 23:40
Not me.......!!

Who stuck that little rabbit type thingy in the message icon.... it wasn't me.

19th Feb 2004, 23:55
One hundred and eighty.............errrh..five, six....errh

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 00:02
I'm gonna report you IFTB to the MODS........you keep messin with the thread....

I'm off to work soon and I dont want anymore comments or views on this thread......just leave it will ya.

(Will someone, at a future date explain who or what a TRABATPSOIT was for newer JB members..ta )

20th Feb 2004, 00:09
You want it explained on this thread or somewhere else?
Just trying to help here............ :confused:

Oh and no point in reporting IFTB; he's a paisan. ;)

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 00:11
Go on then Flaps,

I dont mind you botherin me, its just the others I dont like today:(

20th Feb 2004, 00:17
200 reads

and counting ......

225 now

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 00:49
Right you're doing me 'ead in.......

Who rated this a five star thread......its crap...

I WANT TO BE ALONE........:{

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 00:52
Go on then... do it here but leave me alone on the other.

20th Feb 2004, 00:58
If you wish to be alone simply go to your other thread. :)

20th Feb 2004, 01:01
Instead of what?? :rolleyes:

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 01:03
Go away... you you.. whatever Flaps called that sounded like a lesbian terrorist....... (her words not mine)

20th Feb 2004, 01:04
""he's a paisan"" :confused:

Qui? moi?

A pai(n) i(n the) @ss, maybe but shirley not a PAISAN!!:uhoh:

20th Feb 2004, 01:08
But TIM, we just want to help you. Really, we feel your pain and know what it's like.

Go on, just tell us all about it - really, you'll feel so much better.

20th Feb 2004, 01:10
You shouldn't run away from your friends TIM. You know that we can help you. Just step back into the bar and buy your round. ;)

20th Feb 2004, 01:14
They are all here to help you.
Trust me!

le paisan,
by authority of HKH Falps

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 01:16
I never get invited to any of the Bashes......otherwise I would.

No one likes me today that's why I wanted to be alone..:{

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 01:24
I really get grumpy when I have to work at night.... there I've said it, .....now you all know, you could have left me alone but it wasn't to be....:{

tony draper
20th Feb 2004, 01:53
Did you know that a invisible man would be completely blind??well its true, the photons would pass straight through said persons bonce without impinging on the retina, which, if he is a truely invisible man would be transparent of course, otherwise one would see a couple of bisembodied retinas floating along the street whenever a invisible man walked past, which would be a disconcerting sight.

20th Feb 2004, 02:22
interesting point ... :zzz:

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 02:33
Shi*te !!!

Time for a name change me thinks!:uhoh:

tony draper
20th Feb 2004, 02:41
Doesn't your keyboard have a invisible type option?that would be a answer to your perfectly reasonable desire to post a post that nobody responds too.

Another thing occurs to one, if said invisible man with transparent retina's came walking down the street one would see a disembdied white stick tippy tapping down the road, that would also be very disconcerting.
One thinks there a number of unresolved problems associated with invisibility.

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 02:42
Yes I think it d but onl at cert tim s

tony draper
20th Feb 2004, 02:45
Not much point in lurking invisibly in the corner of the ladies changing room either, if one is blind.

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 02:49
Dont forget TD I was outed so to speak in the last game of Mornington Crescent where I had to reveal my true identity, and my parentage also came to light.

I have nothing to hide anymore and will consider changing my user name to Torquil Proot in the near future.

surely not
20th Feb 2004, 02:55
Sorry, I thought I saw you......................obviously not

tony draper
20th Feb 2004, 03:12
Interesting choice of name Mr Invisible, Torquil was the name of Thors helmet, one assume tiz the one he wore on his head, not part of his nether region anatomy, one seriously doubts if even Norse Gods were silly enough to to give individul pet names to the parts of their organ, giving the whole thing a pet name is common though I understand, even among mortals.
Perhaps mamasan Flappy could enlighten us on this point of Norse Mythology.
Perhaps his helmet was to tight for his head thats why he was Thor.

PS,Please forgive me for that last line, Anthony Carn or some other proon punner would have been in like a shot otherwise.


The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 03:16
So you think "DICK PROOT" would be ok as a user name??:p

tony draper
20th Feb 2004, 03:28
Hmmm , one thinks some prooner such as the aforementioned Anthony Carn would probably come up with a unfortunate anagram of that name.

20th Feb 2004, 03:34
Not much point in lurking invisibly in the corner of the ladies changing room either, if one is blind.

True, but the guide dog may love it! ;)

20th Feb 2004, 03:38
Go on T.I.M., you love being the centre of attention.

Even if we can't see you! ;)

surely not
20th Feb 2004, 03:39
This isn't as good as the other thread, I'm going back to that one.

tony draper
20th Feb 2004, 03:42
Well, one is doing ones best to help it along. :(

surely not
20th Feb 2004, 03:42
This thread is so much better than the other one..............it's plain to see.

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 03:43

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 03:43
Keep off it... its nearly gone

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 03:44

surely not
20th Feb 2004, 03:47
Sounds like a cat at high speed:D

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 03:47
Who let you out ???

If this is MRS T.I.M leave me alone......and get off my PC

20th Feb 2004, 03:50
"I ain't got no body................no body cares for me, no body, no body..............."

surely not
20th Feb 2004, 03:53
My goodness the high speed cat is on both threads, but it is much more expressive on this one.

Edited to add: Why did this thread not move up to the top but remain mid table after the last entry?

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 04:03
I'm being stalked by a friggin cat now


20th Feb 2004, 04:35
what song is that?

surely not
20th Feb 2004, 05:03
This is a frozen thread?? It is as non moving as a stiff in a morgue.

TIM obviously has help from on high in helping this thread disappear!

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 05:13
"I'm just a gigolo"

Meow !

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 05:15

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 05:15
The Friggin cats in the shadows again........ thats why its being kept low..... schhhh !!!

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 05:19
I thought I saw another Puddycat...

This thread is not kept low anymore. :E :E :E :E

Na na na naa !

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 05:24
You been neutered yet????

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 05:27
no sir,

The vet' could see no friggin' puddy-balls :} :}

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 05:33
I thougt I saw The Invisible Man


The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 05:35
Hell we've got us a double act !!!

Almost like Jerricho and MIL who seem to have gone very quiet !!!

Well its time for bed....I mean work. Dont stay out all night and be good

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 05:45
You didn't I'm working !!!!:=

Now stop this, we'll get chucked off Pprune for monopolising the board !!!

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 05:45
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!

The meow-derator has merged my thread into yours
Bleah !
Hissssssssssssssssssss !

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 06:39
Agh we've created a monster merged thread......

If I see an Invisible Dog, Budgie, Parrott and Hampster appear,

I'm off for good

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 06:50
Boooo !


tony draper
20th Feb 2004, 06:52
These two are very transparent.

20th Feb 2004, 07:11
To The Invisible Man:

I propose a merger between my merged Above and Under threads and your merged To Read or Not To Read threads. We can rotate being Chairman. You can even go first.

Think how proud your mam would be if she could see you then!
And watch out for those Vespa riders!

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 07:20
Mr airship

I have the regret to inform you that this merger will not be possible if you do not pay for my own thread (Will you please start reading this thread, it's public!) which ended up merged into Mr Invisible's threads.

I accept cash (except those friggin' Euros), checks, VISA, AMEX, Whiskas, fresh cod, milk, live mice and tweetybirds.

My barristers will be seing you tomorrow.

20th Feb 2004, 08:15
Dear Mr. Invisible Cat,

I don't know what use a cat, invisible or not, would have for money so I have just FedEx'd the following to you c/o Vespa at PPRuNe:

12 x 400g tins of Whiskas (French Gourmandes Menu)
12 x 200g tins of Tuna (Dolphin friendly)

It was too complicated to send the fresh cod and live mice/tweety birds etc. But FedEx were very cooperative and supplied their latest invisible box, developed to replace ordinary brown paper wrapping for those wanting discretion, free of charge. The shipping charges were also very reasonable too. Here is the tracking no .

No comment so far from the Invisible Man, so the proposed merger might have to become a hostile takeover. Are you up to it partner, or are you going to pull a disappearing act on me at the last minute?! ;)

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 08:22
I'm in bed scared out me brains......

The frigin cats only been here a day, is continually stalking me, follows me everywhere, and I'm a nervous wreck. So much so I'm changin me name..........:{

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 08:28
Me(ow) too

tomorrow I shall be known as "The Invisible Knight Who Says Ni"

Mr Airship

It's a deal !

20th Feb 2004, 15:03
You's still there?




(bunch of frigging looneys)

The Invisible Man
20th Feb 2004, 15:11
Yes but I'm not posting today......

Oh sh*te..!!!!

Apart from this one then..no more.

20th Feb 2004, 15:16
TIM promises that this will be a quiet day.

Thank fcuk!

20th Feb 2004, 15:21
Well I'm posting today.

TIM seems to be as well, despite his protestations to the contrary. I blame the medication.

20th Feb 2004, 15:22
Picking up on the point from about three pages ago in this thread, why should an Invisible Man be blind? All he'd need is a cloak (refer my earlier post) made of the stuff they used in the last Bond movie - something to do with sensors that reflect exactly the image on the other side of the object. No probs!:p

20th Feb 2004, 15:32
For the cat this might be a bit more difficult.
Maybe if we can get The Invisible Man to hold The Invisible Cat while wearing this Bond type cloak we can se them both.

Maybe rather not, coming to think about it........

The Invisible Cat
20th Feb 2004, 22:40
This post was getting invisible too, let's move it to the top :E


Does TB mean "The Boss" ? :} :E :} :E :} :E :mad:

20th Feb 2004, 22:42
:mad: :ok: :mad: :ok: :mad: :ok:

Edited by IFTB for bad translation and thereby missing the point. Now he's given up on it. :rolleyes:

The Invisible Cat
21st Feb 2004, 04:49
The Invisible Man quoth :

Yes but I'm not posting today......

Thou art a big liar Mr TIM ! ! !
Thou even starteth two threads

Shame shame shame

21st Feb 2004, 04:53
T.I.C. doth protesth too mucheth!

surely not
21st Feb 2004, 05:30
Typical [email protected]@dycat, duplicitous and disloyal to the hand that feeds it!

Shame on you TIC

The Invisible Cat
21st Feb 2004, 05:44

did you notice what a nice puddycat I am ?
I refrained from posting on your flowery thread all this evening.

And it was very hard. :E :E :E

14th May 2004, 20:24
And to think I missed that. I am sorry.

Kam der Kater zu der Katze.

The Invisible Cat
14th May 2004, 20:29

Are you sure you wanted to reply here ?
One thunk its gorra be a bit cryptic for everyone in here, 'xcept for us two :confused: :confused:
And please refrain from posting in foreign :* :*

surely not
14th May 2004, 20:36
are we not posting on here again?:confused:

The Invisible Man
14th May 2004, 21:07
I'm not !!! Not today.:(

14th May 2004, 21:15
Hey, I've got no shame. I'll post here.