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Justforkix
19th Feb 2004, 23:07
Video sequence (http://mysite.verizon.net/vze6kuhd/MD-80.mpg)

"A little late on the flare Hoskins"

Stockpicker
20th Feb 2004, 01:01
A hitherto unrecognised effect of the cigarette smoke accumulated at the back of the plane on rivet integrity ...

Either that or the cabin crew failed to get the fat lady out of the aft loos before landing.:E

HugMonster
20th Feb 2004, 01:11
"I warned the captain not to leave his wallet in the aft cupboard"

Grainger
20th Feb 2004, 01:26
"OK, that was a touch on the heavy side. Let's go around and try that one again . . ." :eek:

- or -

"Has someone in economy just farted ??"

Major Attack
20th Feb 2004, 01:30
"I've applied to the Navy - and have already started my carrier training."

- or -

"Where did that ground come from?"

airship
20th Feb 2004, 01:39
"Auto-land is an optional extra on this model - please consult handbook" or,

"Sources would only say that the F/O (firstname Emily) had the aircraft"

(see What a way to ask... (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119688) )

PAXboy
20th Feb 2004, 01:52
I don't know what you mean? I didn't feel anything. Now, where's my hipflask gone?

fernytickles
20th Feb 2004, 02:06
That was my version of a greaser

or

Would you like to check with ATC to see if we have touched down yet?

or

Don't ya just love doing touch and goes

or

Ductape will sort out that little problem

360BakTrak
20th Feb 2004, 08:04
One hundred..............Fifty..............what was the QFE agai...........OH BU$$ER!!!!!!!!!

Justforkix
21st Feb 2004, 16:41
What was it you said about flare? In the Navy we called them flares!

cloudcover
21st Feb 2004, 17:01
Bloody papiermache tail :hmm:

witchdoctor
21st Feb 2004, 18:10
The new T-tail drogue chute design wasn't as effective as first thought.

tobzalp
21st Feb 2004, 18:19
I know what boys want, I know what guys like

BombayDuck
22nd Feb 2004, 04:22
Video not working! :{

cloudcover
22nd Feb 2004, 05:14
Captain: "So Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
F/O: "WTF!!"

Noah Zark.
22nd Feb 2004, 05:47
RIGHT! Which smartar$e B*****d turned the gravity up?

Dead_Heading
23rd Feb 2004, 01:03
Looking back, telling the training F/O it was a rubber plane so not to worry about the landing was a mistake - he decided to see how far it would bounce.

Or

F/O to Captain: "See! I told you it wasn't a mirage"