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6th Mar 2002, 18:41
Nursery Rhymes Gone Wrong: . .. .Mary had a little skirt . .with splits right up the sides . .and every time that Mary walked . .the boys could see her Thighs . .Mary had another skirt . .it was split right up the front . ....but she didn't wear that one very often . .. .Mary had a little lamb . .Her father shot it dead. . .Now it goes to school with her, . .between two chunks of bread. . .. .Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, . .her clothes all tattered and torn. . .It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, . .But Little Boy Blue and his horn. . .. .Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. . .Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, . .What have you got there? . .Said the Pieman unto Simon, . .Pies, you ********. . .. .Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall . .Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. . .All the kings horses and all the kings men, . .said "F*&k him, He's only an egg". . .. .Mary had a little lamb . .It ran into a pylon. . .10,000 volts went up it's ass . .and turned it's wool to nylon . .. .Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. . .Kissed the girls and made them cry. . .When the boys came out to play, . .He kissed them too, cause he was gay. . .. .Jack and Jill . .Went up the hill . .to have a little fun. . .Jill, that dill . .Forgot her pill . .and now they have a son. . .. .Old Mother Hubbard . .Went to the cupboard . .to fetch her poor dog a bone. . .When she bent over . .Rover took over, . .And gave her a bone of his own. . .. .Little Boy Blew. . .Hey! He needed the money. . .. .There was an old woman . .who lived in a shoe, . .she had so many children, . .her uterus fell out. . .. .Any more of these?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />