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Golden Monkey
6th Mar 2002, 15:03
Ok, so yours truly has been single for a fair few months now, and has of late been soul searching to determine the reason for this lengthy incarceration inside the cheap, hassle free, open prison that is - hang about - Ok, so I digress. Anyway, I was wondering if my requirements were a little on the stringent side. What do you reckon?. .. .The future Mrs. Spinner must have the following attributes.. .. .She must be a looker. Under 5’8. Lithe. Reasonably well stacked. Ever so slightly upturned nose. Dark eyes. Long hair. Preferably of Scandinavian descent, although any soft accent will do. . .. .Whilst incredibly intelligent, and a good conversationalist with a keen wit, she has her dappy moments, and is a lot of fun to be around. Clearly, a liberal attitude toward sexual recreation is a must, along with a world class understanding of massage techniques. Highly developed culinary skills must also be in evidence, with particular strengths in Indian, Nepalese and Thai cuisine. She is a keen skier, and an accomplished musician and lyricist. She loves watching football, and has a comfortable capacity for both beers, spirits and wines – and is a particular connoisseur of the latter.. .. .In all areas, she is very understanding and is never given to fits of paranoia or distrust. She maintains her independence and is driven by many of her own goals and ambitions. . .. .She must be incredibly wealthy, with a father who owns a shipping line or somesuch. She has a keen interest in aviation, and a love of travel. She must have enough money to provide a modern flying replica of a DeHavilland Mosquito. And a Shorts Sunderland flying boat, complete with interior conversion including a bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and living room resplendent with the best home entertainment system available to mankind. And broadband internet via satellite relay, for Pruning on those long trans-oceanic hops. . .. .Hmm. On reflection that doesn’t seem at all unreasonable. Guess I’ll keep looking, she’s got to be around here somewhere.. . . . <small>[ 06 March 2002, 16:53: Message edited by: SpinSpinSugar ]</small>

Who has control?
6th Mar 2002, 15:08
Has she got a sister?

6th Mar 2002, 15:11
Do you really think if any of us have met such a woment that we are going to let you know about her <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

You want it when?
6th Mar 2002, 15:11
Sounds like my wife, except for the Scandinavian bit, she's American. And her Dad is not rich enough for the Mossie or the Sunderland, otherwise a close match.. .. .And yes she does have a sister!

6th Mar 2002, 15:36
you're not very choosy are you? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

6th Mar 2002, 15:55
Good luck, Sugar! If only I had dark eyes & wouldn't have met someone I love already, I could suggest something... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> Only joking!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />

6th Mar 2002, 15:56
Spins,. .. .Buy a blow up doll, a brewery and a radio with a credit card.. .. .You get the sex, beer and the conversation, and you get cash back too! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Fox Fire
6th Mar 2002, 16:06
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> . .. .&lt;shakes head&gt;. . . . <small>[ 06 March 2002, 11:08: Message edited by: Fox Fire ]</small>

7th Mar 2002, 00:07
Sounds a bit like me. Except I don't have an accent. And I don't like football. My dad's not rich either. Hardly lithe too.. .. .******... see why you're having trouble now! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

bagpuss lives
7th Mar 2002, 00:47
sounds like my ex- <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> . .. .Yeah right <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> . .. .Have you tried heaven?. .. .Failing that try "Moon Over the Water" in City Centre Manchester on a Friday night. You won't meet who you're looking for but you'll "get your end away" without doubt - with either a bored 40 something housewife or someone who resembles a bulldog chewing around 3 wasps <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .Or maybe they're just the type I attract.. .. .Most likely.. .. .Hmmm no wonder I'm single too <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

7th Mar 2002, 01:13
I can't cook ............................................................ ........................................ .................................................. who cares???? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

7th Mar 2002, 01:53
S S S :I think i know someone with all those specs;. .she goes by the name : Mrs M. T. .Married as far as i know, but that shouldn't be a problem <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

7th Mar 2002, 02:00
Heck, I can't sky <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

7th Mar 2002, 03:40
I have a feeling that an Australian accent does not come under the description of "soft" !! And I was doing so well to that point...not <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> . .. .Good luck <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> . .. .M.. .. .P.S. When you say football, you're not talking about that awful woosey soccer, are you???!!. . . . <small>[ 06 March 2002, 22:42: Message edited by: min ]</small>

Golden Monkey
7th Mar 2002, 15:31
Afraid so Min, and you were doing so well too!. .. .Sorry, you'll have to join the back of the queue. . .. .Well, the response has been brisk. I now have a long list of Scandinavian beauties to work through with my check list. It may take me some time, but I'm sure the end result will be thoroughly worthwhile. . .. .Time for my medication, I feel. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />