AAC Newsgroup

[Tiger_mate]

Anyone know the website address of the AAC newsgroup.

Heard it was botty.com or something similar, but am unable to find it. ..... or has it died a death?

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

T_M,

Givve www.arrse.co.uk a look...........if you can stomach it:uhoh:
Sure there should be "holes" in the title somewhere :E

Nice to see 3 and 4 air and groundies giving each other loads of stick and try as I might couldn't find to many good things being said ref the "Great White Elephant":p

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[MOSTAFA]

Ur a pair bug*ers u 2.

Has the missus gone bed or sumat, are you bored? Can't you sleep? are ya jealous or jus plain simple?

Tain't anybody's fault but ur own AVIATORS that you didn't get the Harrier replacement.

RIP Nigel, the boys are back in town, big time.

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Just got back from a top wekend in Belgium and MOS you need to chill out...............and look at your own troops thoughts:E

These are all recent extracts from the "rectum" site:E Which will no doubt paint a true picture of the happiness "TWA" are currently experiancing:E

"Let's hope it's true. About time we got rid of those AAC growbag wearing ego maniacs with their collection of pitiful excuses about how they can't fly because it's too:

windy/rainy/sunny/cold/late/early/Monday/inconvenient *"


"You wouldnt want to accuse the 70% of the AAC pilots who used to be from the field army of being total w anker s too?

Ah indeed, there must be where my confusion lies your Flashiness. In truth I agree that not all of the 70% of non-AAC pilots fit my earlier description; more like 40%. Coupled with the 30% original AAC that still gives us a grand total of 60% tossers (mathematical genius at work)."

3 Regt AAC seems to have a lot of depressed and angry people for the last month or so can anyone explain why?
I imagine all those sports afternoons and adventure training couses we have been promised by the CO, that no-one is getting might have something to do with it

Well, it might have someting to do with none of the lads wanting to have anything to do with AH, no money STILL for any ground role equipment, lots of aircrew getting f**ked off for AH training. RHQ living in there ivory tower again (remember 3 months on ops...?????) and the Grand Fromage forgeting which regiment he commands when saying goodby to the old RSM at the regimental photo. *. would you die for this man? no, we wouldnt either.

things aint much better in 4 at the mo too. seems that there is a lot of uncertainty going around......... new trade implementation, AH coming we promise, Bowman around the corner, overstretched, undervalued & underpaid groundies who don't know if they want to be part of the future AAC. Of course things will probably get worse before they get better. Ever thought we are trying to do too much too quick? Not only can we not see light at the end of the tunnel we can't see the effin tunnel. it has got to get better

Just to cheer you all up, did you know that Charlie Oscar has issued an edict that we can't use this site anymore!

In fact, if the CO is reading this, I would recommend the following in order to improve morale.

Double the size of the guard, it's a big camp and it needs it

ICFT's every other day

3 hours of aircraft and AFV recognition each day, including every aircraft built since the Sopwith Camel and every AFV since the Mk 1.

The HAS’s look a bit dull. I suggest painting them from top to bottom, inside and out, in Corps colours. For best results, use a 2mm artists brush.

Compulsory weekend pan practice, involving dragging a/c onto and off of the pan, continuously for 12 hours a day.

Remedial PT for everyone, whether they need it or not. The CO should watch this PT from a comfy armchair placed in the middle of the grass outside RHQ, one bod should be pulled off remedial once an hour to replenish G&T's.

Morale will be increased 10 fold ..............

All taken from one arrse page.................and the if what the pongo above states, be it she/he, is a serious suggestion....thank fu@k I picked the "best service"


AH.................... it's obviously a big hit so you keep it fella:ok:

all speling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[I_stood_in_the_door]

ABIW,

ICFT every other day? Daily old chap - guaranteed to increase morale. Oh, and PT must start v. early in the morning - the CO loves an early morning snifter............prior to getting into the old girl and taking her to heaven. Five times. Before lunch.

All RAf Stn Comds take note of morale increasing measures and apply accordingly!

Front rank, Fire!!

LFOGOOTFW!!

:}

isitd

[MightyGem]

ABIW, looks like normal to me. Those who can't fly, bitching about those who can. :}