View Full Version : Fingernails On a Blackboard.

Anthony Carn
18th Feb 2004, 00:57
Seems to be most peeps favourite cringe inducer. :E

Mine is squeaky plastic toffee wrappers. :\ :{

Onan the Clumsy
18th Feb 2004, 01:02
Mine is Diane Sawyer - or that other horror - The woman (?) from Entertainment tonight (more like an android than a human).

Oh yes and Barbwa Walters.

18th Feb 2004, 01:16
Cutlery scraped on a china plate:{ :*

The BBC World Service's Judy bloody Swallow.:yuk:

Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English.

Talk of injuries to one's teeth.:ouch:

Hillary Clinton:uhoh:


and finally, but not least, John fecking Tesh:zzz:


18th Feb 2004, 01:39
I see your "Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English", and raise it with Rowan Atkinson in the remake of "Rat Race".......... I still don't know what accent that was supposed to be!

And any music ascociated with Peter Andre.

A fork on a china plate runs a close third.

And that bloody awful sound when you blow up a balloon, and pinch the hole together for that god awful screech...................

tony draper
18th Feb 2004, 01:44
Sliding naked down the edge of a giant razor blade using ones nob as a brake.


18th Feb 2004, 01:50
Sliding down a razor blade (fully clothed) using you know who as a brake.........now THAT would get on anybody's t!ts.

18th Feb 2004, 03:07
No "Noise" there, except Your "Whimpering/Screaming" delete as appropriate :{
Me, a [non-male] colleague at work...nails on a blackboard is like Pachelbels' Canon...:ok:
I really am PC:rolleyes:

18th Feb 2004, 03:19
Radio One........

Or any radio station where they finally play a decent track and the muppet starts waffling before its finished.........

18th Feb 2004, 03:38
Bad Kareoke Singers (there was one in the old bar dedicating his songs to his girlfriend last night......could have levelled him but would probably have been done for racism)

Strangely fingernails down a blackboard dont bother me, i think its a state of mind or something

Now eye surgery or anything being done to peoples eyes, even putting contact lenses in, i cant be doing with it :\


Mr Chips
18th Feb 2004, 03:40
Did Peter Andre get on Jordans tits....

... or did he irritate her?

well, it sounded funny to me!!!!

Onan the Clumsy
18th Feb 2004, 04:34
Ozzy I thought swallow and :yuk: was an odd juxtaposition.

18th Feb 2004, 04:51
Polystyrene (was'nt she a singer in a punk band? She (http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/images/poly1.gif) would set yer teeth on edge).

18th Feb 2004, 05:56
Alan Titchmarsh.

That old foam packaging that you used to get, rough to the touch. :sad:

Certain Welsh accents (could be risky on here ;) )

Dental injuries :ouch:

Shaggy Sheep Driver
18th Feb 2004, 06:12
The Blaires.


18th Feb 2004, 06:50
Rubbing a wet party balloon so that it squeaks.

BBC World programme 'Click Online'

Richard Quest

the pain, the pain

Rupert S
18th Feb 2004, 06:51
rubbing a moist finger against a balloon...

18th Feb 2004, 07:01
people who copy your posts right after you've posted them

18th Feb 2004, 07:52
tin foil stuck to a biscuit - then it touches your filling!

18th Feb 2004, 10:55
For Canadians only, Senator Sharon Carstairs. For the rest of the world, she sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium.

Duke Elegant
18th Feb 2004, 11:10
Listening to The Frog Prince , Mr Crouton (Canada's previous Prime Crimina...ooops ... Prime Minister)

18th Feb 2004, 15:17
Have to second the tin foil one! :{

18th Feb 2004, 16:58
Nails on blackboard.
Rubbing a balloon.
Screaming children.
Jim Carey.
Rowan Atkinson.
Anthea Turner.
My 'super'visor.