View Full Version : How about international innuendo week?

16th Feb 2004, 17:03
Last summer not a week went by without it being a national or international week for at least one subject. It appeared we covered everything from International aardvark week to national zoo week (OK, I made the aardvark up).
So why do we not start our own “international innuendo week”, if successful it may get officially adopted.
So lets see if we can pull it off.

16th Feb 2004, 17:15
I'm sure I can rise to the occasion ;)

16th Feb 2004, 17:19
Hold hard - I'm sure I can give you one ;)

16th Feb 2004, 17:20
We'll excuse that sad suggestion, under_exposed. We know you haven't been feeling yourself lately.

;) :rolleyes: :E

16th Feb 2004, 17:32
Innuendo ?

Isn't that an Italian suppository ? Ooooh, now you've made my whole week :E :E

16th Feb 2004, 17:50
Can I join in........I'm getting kind of depressed sitting in the corner feeling Blue

16th Feb 2004, 18:26
I think I'll nip down the pub for a double entendre.

I'm sure the barmaid will give me one.

surely not
16th Feb 2004, 18:56
I look forward to this as I'm going to be in all day.

16th Feb 2004, 19:00
Oh dear, I'm afraid I came out today.

16th Feb 2004, 19:02
It's going to be quite a hard week...

16th Feb 2004, 19:11
.... but I'm sure you can grasp it with both hands ;)

16th Feb 2004, 19:14
I think an innuendo week would be quite a large load to slip in easily...

But I trust u_e to pull it off with confidence, and have it splashed over the pages (of the calendar) forthwith

16th Feb 2004, 19:32
... I'm not going to take this lying down ;) ;)

16th Feb 2004, 19:42
yellowperil, I have it in hand;)

16th Feb 2004, 19:56
Its limp and moist.

(the lettuce in my fridge)

16th Feb 2004, 20:18
I just thought I would poke my head in........

Jerrichos MIL
16th Feb 2004, 20:24
My daughter says that 'out of 10, she'd give Jerricho one'.

That's still too high a score for that lad :E

16th Feb 2004, 20:30
I think Jerricho wants to give his MIL one as well.:ooh:

16th Feb 2004, 20:46
... hope you guys are all proud ;)

surely not
16th Feb 2004, 20:56
I think we should get to the bottom of this.

I might give my wife a facial later.

16th Feb 2004, 21:17
Who went too far and deleted / had deleted their contribution.? Mine was the first on p2 when posted, now its back on p1.

I always prefer being in the prime slot.

16th Feb 2004, 22:26
sounds like somebody withdrew prematurely ;)

16th Feb 2004, 22:53
Calm down - we're making a boob of this. We need time to get to the bottom of it.

16th Feb 2004, 23:10
well I think the rogue should make a clean breast of things ;)

16th Feb 2004, 23:28
I just splashed out on a new handkerchief.

16th Feb 2004, 23:29
Well, these things happen when you go off half cocked. Whoever was to blame should take it on the chin :E

16th Feb 2004, 23:43
You would have thought that you could trust a Pprune member to come clean ;)

oooh - I AM having fun with this !!!

surely not
17th Feb 2004, 01:07
I was going to insure my wifes' bottom for £1,000,000 but they said it was damaged goods. Apparently it has a small crack in it.

17th Feb 2004, 01:15
I'm really worried now, :uhoh:

Jerrichos MIL has invited me 'round to hers tonight. She said to come 'round the back and feel free to enter.

17th Feb 2004, 01:17
TC - be careful of an unfamiliar back passage ;)

surely not
17th Feb 2004, 01:21
she might just want to show you her grapes?

Anthony Carn
17th Feb 2004, 01:24
I'm finding it hard as a post.......sorry, hard to post.

I thought I'd cum up with something in a couple of shakes, but that's how it is sometimes......fits and spurts.

I'll just hang around for a short period and see what comes up, but I've already spent too long here and now I'm finding it hard to give a to$$.

Limp excuse, I guess. :(

surely not
17th Feb 2004, 01:32
A classic from radio commentary of a test match between England and the West Indies:

The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey.

17th Feb 2004, 01:35
Must go home now, time to see how the pussy is.

17th Feb 2004, 01:40
Friend of mine has got one of those hairless pussies...I think she said it's from Brazil or something.

surely not
17th Feb 2004, 01:42
Don't forget to feed the pussy, it'll probably appreciate a nice thick sausage, followed by a good dollop of cream.

17th Feb 2004, 17:33
That was a bit of a failure, I thought you would be able to keep it up longer than that.

17th Feb 2004, 17:37
Thats what happens when the pressure is on ... things get harder and harder until, the pressure rises and then BOOM !! you explode. Thats when things turn messy :rolleyes:

17th Feb 2004, 17:48
I've been told I'm very good at keeping a good grip when I'm under pressure. With some firm guidance, usually satisfaction is guaranteed.

17th Feb 2004, 18:17
Just had my secretary in here banging on my desk, telling me she was so hard at it all day yesterday that when she got home she was on her knees.

17th Feb 2004, 18:37
Whiz: Tell her to smarten up and take it like a man!

17th Feb 2004, 19:06
Sign in the pub:- Liquor in front, poker in the rear.