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con-pilot
14th Feb 2004, 00:48
A world famous hypnotist was appearing live at a major theater in front of a sold out audience.

At the start of his act the hypnotist stated that he was going do something that had never been done before.

“I will hypnotize the entire audience tonight. I will be able to achieve this by using my great grandfathers magical watch that is over 100 years old. This watch has been handed down to me from generation to generation from a long line of great hypnotists.”

Slowly he starts swinging the watch by its chain back and forth.

“You are getting sleepy.”

“Very sleepy.”

“Your eyelids are closing.”

“You can’t keep your eyes open.”

“You are now in a deep sleep.”

“You cannot open your eyes, no matter how hard you try.”

Now the entire audience is under a hypnotic trance and the hypnotist stars to place the watch back into his pocket when he drops it on the floor. The watch hits the floor and breaks into hundreds of small pieces.

The hypnotist looks down at the destroyed watch and yells, “SH!T!”

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It took two weeks to clean the theater.