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TopGrob
15th Jun 2001, 22:26
Hmm...Just an idea!

Funnies, Saftey minded, whatever.
Besides, I need 'em for monthly handout I do for my club!

"You start flying with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you run out of luck!"

Well its a start!

Nimrod.

Pilot's sex kitten
15th Jun 2001, 22:29
Thought you might like this one:

"Why don't they make the whole plane out
of that black box stuff."

Steven Wright.

ickle black box
16th Jun 2001, 01:08
We're too small and special, and there's no way there's enough black box material to waste on those stupid big mothers that haul us round the sky all day. Hey, at least when it crashes, us little black boxes are OK!!

ickle black box

Captain Cessna
16th Jun 2001, 03:24
"Im gonna hit the brakes, he'll fly right by" :)

BlueDiamond
16th Jun 2001, 07:25
NEWS HEADLINES

NEW ZEALAND FACES ASTRONOMICAL RISE IN PRICE OF LAMB.

I believe it's now up to seventeen dollars an hour.

:)

Slasher
16th Jun 2001, 08:36
Heard this somewhere:

Why dont they make aircraft tires out of vaginas? Theyd never run out of tread, never overheat, never need balancing, work better in wet conditions, and youd only need to replace them after 50 years of in-service time.

dingducky
17th Jun 2001, 02:30
slash
but what about the week a month that they are out of service? :)

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Eric
17th Jun 2001, 02:53
That don't stop Slasher :)

Bandit *bob*
17th Jun 2001, 04:57
Hmmmmmmm......Mr Slasher,nice idea,,,,just one prob....they tend to "bleed" a lot

bob http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/tongue.gif

mad_jock
17th Jun 2001, 05:47
Slasher

But sometimes they let rip a huge wet fart.

Then you would be hydroplaneing which isn't good

MJ

Slasher
17th Jun 2001, 15:54
Yeh Dingducks, that dont stop me! :)

Anyway I should modify and replace the word "vagina" with "the stuff vaginas are made of". Fit better?

maximus
17th Jun 2001, 18:03
Actually Slash, I've always said that I'd like a pair of shoes made out of fanny leather. They would never wear out. My lady fell about laughing when I told her that.

wuan lowslungdong
17th Jun 2001, 22:24
New Zealand - Where men are men and sheep are nervous.

Blacksheep
18th Jun 2001, 14:00
How true! Wild sheepdogs would never drag me there. I heard that when the filthy beasts have had their wicked way they just cast you off and turn you into Sunday dinners and fireside rugs. :)

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Through difficulties to the cinema

Dave Incognito
18th Jun 2001, 14:10
"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts." G.B.Burgin

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." J.B. Cabell

"I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in." Anon.

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Flying is easy - just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Flypuppy
18th Jun 2001, 15:58
I'm sorry, do you know how to spell "Get F*cked"?
Flypuppy to his HR Manager last week.

mad_jock
18th Jun 2001, 16:32
My favority sayings when i am working the helpdesk never fails to make the users laugh.

1. Well, arn't we just a ray of F*cking sunshine?

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box,are we?

3. Do i look like a f*cking people person.

4. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

And when one of the admins who is a bit of a bush pig comes on strong.

5. If i wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet. I'll put shoes on the cat.

Unix support with a smile

MJ

What_does_this_button_do?
18th Jun 2001, 17:56
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We thought we knew the answers
It was the questions we'd got wrong -- U2
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Capt IF Snailtrails, gawd bless 'im!
Slurp coffee and fire up PC....PPRUNE time!
Filth/garbage/sex...*post*...*post*...*post*

telfuk
19th Jun 2001, 03:06
Got a few for you TG!
* Every take off is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
* When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.
* Learn from the mistakes of others, you won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
* In the ongoing battle between objects made from aluminium going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
* Remember that gravity is not just a good idea, but the law. And is therefore not subject to change.
Love Telf. :) :) :) :)

GoldFishBowl
19th Jun 2001, 03:22
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa ;)

tunneler
19th Jun 2001, 03:40
My all time favourite and utilised to its fullest extend wherever possible....

"I'm sorry you must be mistaking me for someone who actually gives a [email protected] pal"

Gnight :)