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Seaman Stains
15th Jun 2001, 20:19
Having enjoyed the masturbation thread so much, how about terms for taking a dump -


to kick things off:


'releasing the chocolate hostage'
'dropping the kids off at the pool'
'Laying cable'

OLD_EGG_BOUND
15th Jun 2001, 21:55
Curling one off
Crop spraying

Loki
15th Jun 2001, 22:28
Having a pony (rhyming slang)

Bombs gone skipper!

Whooaahh
15th Jun 2001, 23:36
"Squeeze out a length" - al la toothpaste
"Go on a diet" - it's the only bloody way I'll lose any weight
"catch up on the new's" - to the wife

Ed Winchester
16th Jun 2001, 02:15
To:

Park your breakfast
Give birth to a navigator
Spend tuppence in ha'pennies and farthings
Back one out
Ride the porcelain bus
Blow mud
Rake the cage out
Have a Brad (Pitt)
Nip the turtle
Light a bum cigar
Build a log cabin
Bury a Quaker
Heave a Havana
Cast Churchills reflection
have a gronk
Check the roast
dump
curl one off
drown some kittens
Pinch a loaf
Drop fudge
Crimp one off

Etc, etc..........!

golden_hands
16th Jun 2001, 03:28
Have to think about my mother in law
Dropping a platoon of Ethiopian para's (no racial thoughts though)
extending the backbone

Mad Pax
16th Jun 2001, 05:10
Preparing the rosebed.
Checking the peanuts.


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Rollingthunder
16th Jun 2001, 05:16
Chundering next, I'll bet.

I always liked "Technicolour Yawn" and "Naming the States" (Wyoming, Utah, Arkansas etc). I feel better now.

BUMFISH
16th Jun 2001, 05:26
Give birth to a New Zealander
Give birth to a Seargent

Eric
16th Jun 2001, 06:19
One from Viz, "Turbosh't" (n.) The high speed dump required to fool a lady into thinking you had only gone for a "gipsy's kiss".

(Sorry Loki, being slow and drunk, what's the rhyming slang bit?)



[This message has been edited by Eric (edited 16 June 2001).]

Drop and Stop
16th Jun 2001, 19:07
Damaging the doulton.....

Natterjack
16th Jun 2001, 19:26
Going to the toilet.

Simplicity itself :)

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I spend most of my money on beer and women - the rest I just waste.

Davaar
16th Jun 2001, 20:21
In the essentially specialised field of the barium enema:

"Drop a clanger".

widgeon
16th Jun 2001, 20:29
choke a darky

Baggy
17th Jun 2001, 02:14
Do you guys spend a lot of time on the loo?

wat tyler
17th Jun 2001, 02:23
drop a chod

send a friend to the coast

leave an offering at the porcelain altar

sickBocks
17th Jun 2001, 02:39
Give birth to a food baby

Catering offload

Dockjock
17th Jun 2001, 04:02
Take the Browns to the SuperBowl

Luke SkyToddler
17th Jun 2001, 04:45
Free Nelson Mandela ...

RockinBob
17th Jun 2001, 20:09
Drown a Grogan
One at the gate, ready for push back
Cast a shadow
Fart a dart
Grab my ankles
Big Mac Attack
Uncoil a sea snake
Peel an eel
LAunch a German
**** a Brit
etc etc etc...

traveler
17th Jun 2001, 20:35
Sorry, I have to ...

Sink the Brent Spar
drown a brownie
split the toilet bowl
excuse myself.

wuan lowslungdong
17th Jun 2001, 22:17
Pushin one through the S-bend.

2 sheds
18th Jun 2001, 02:05
Eric

It's Pony and Trap!
or
Eartha Kitt
or
Thomas Titt
or
Visit Captain Brown

fr8poodle
18th Jun 2001, 07:46
dump down to landing weight


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