View Full Version : Other terms for excreting............................

Seaman Stains
15th Jun 2001, 20:19
Having enjoyed the masturbation thread so much, how about terms for taking a dump -

to kick things off:

'releasing the chocolate hostage'
'dropping the kids off at the pool'
'Laying cable'

15th Jun 2001, 21:55
Curling one off
Crop spraying

15th Jun 2001, 22:28
Having a pony (rhyming slang)

Bombs gone skipper!

15th Jun 2001, 23:36
"Squeeze out a length" - al la toothpaste
"Go on a diet" - it's the only bloody way I'll lose any weight
"catch up on the new's" - to the wife

Ed Winchester
16th Jun 2001, 02:15

Park your breakfast
Give birth to a navigator
Spend tuppence in ha'pennies and farthings
Back one out
Ride the porcelain bus
Blow mud
Rake the cage out
Have a Brad (Pitt)
Nip the turtle
Light a bum cigar
Build a log cabin
Bury a Quaker
Heave a Havana
Cast Churchills reflection
have a gronk
Check the roast
curl one off
drown some kittens
Pinch a loaf
Drop fudge
Crimp one off

Etc, etc..........!

16th Jun 2001, 03:28
Have to think about my mother in law
Dropping a platoon of Ethiopian para's (no racial thoughts though)
extending the backbone

Mad Pax
16th Jun 2001, 05:10
Preparing the rosebed.
Checking the peanuts.

Oi got a bran' new comboine 'aarverster...

16th Jun 2001, 05:16
Chundering next, I'll bet.

I always liked "Technicolour Yawn" and "Naming the States" (Wyoming, Utah, Arkansas etc). I feel better now.

16th Jun 2001, 05:26
Give birth to a New Zealander
Give birth to a Seargent

16th Jun 2001, 06:19
One from Viz, "Turbosh't" (n.) The high speed dump required to fool a lady into thinking you had only gone for a "gipsy's kiss".

(Sorry Loki, being slow and drunk, what's the rhyming slang bit?)

[This message has been edited by Eric (edited 16 June 2001).]

Drop and Stop
16th Jun 2001, 19:07
Damaging the doulton.....

16th Jun 2001, 19:26
Going to the toilet.

Simplicity itself :)

I spend most of my money on beer and women - the rest I just waste.

16th Jun 2001, 20:21
In the essentially specialised field of the barium enema:

"Drop a clanger".

16th Jun 2001, 20:29
choke a darky

17th Jun 2001, 02:14
Do you guys spend a lot of time on the loo?

wat tyler
17th Jun 2001, 02:23
drop a chod

send a friend to the coast

leave an offering at the porcelain altar

17th Jun 2001, 02:39
Give birth to a food baby

Catering offload

17th Jun 2001, 04:02
Take the Browns to the SuperBowl

Luke SkyToddler
17th Jun 2001, 04:45
Free Nelson Mandela ...

17th Jun 2001, 20:09
Drown a Grogan
One at the gate, ready for push back
Cast a shadow
Fart a dart
Grab my ankles
Big Mac Attack
Uncoil a sea snake
Peel an eel
LAunch a German
**** a Brit
etc etc etc...

17th Jun 2001, 20:35
Sorry, I have to ...

Sink the Brent Spar
drown a brownie
split the toilet bowl
excuse myself.

wuan lowslungdong
17th Jun 2001, 22:17
Pushin one through the S-bend.

2 sheds
18th Jun 2001, 02:05

It's Pony and Trap!
Eartha Kitt
Thomas Titt
Visit Captain Brown

18th Jun 2001, 07:46
dump down to landing weight

Never turn down blow jobs or type ratings