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LTN man
15th Jun 2001, 09:35
A man is sitting in a plane which is about to take off when another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside.
The dog takes the middle seat, and his handler explains that they work for the airline.
"Don't mind Rover," the handler says, "he is a sniffer dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man, "Watch this."
He tells the dog, "Rover, search!"
The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. He says, "Good boy!"
He turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat and places both paws on the handler's arm.
The handler says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of this, and the seat number."
"Wow!" says the first man.
Once again, the handler sends the dog to search the aisles.
Rover goes up and down the plane aisle and after a while sits down next to someone, and then comes racing back, jumps up onto the seat, and craps all over the place!!!!!
The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks, "What the heck was THAT for???!!"
The handler replies, "He just found a bomb."

15th Jun 2001, 12:34
The needle returns to the start of the song, and we all sing along like before ...


I knew that !! Thanks, NS

[This message has been edited by Grainger (edited 16 June 2001).]

16th Jun 2001, 14:43
Actually, the lyric is 'like before'.

But the really funny thing was the topic listing, which of course reads:

'Joke Luton Man'

or, adding here and there,

'Joke? Luton, man'.

'Brighten my Northern Sky' Nick Drake R.I.P.