View Full Version : You know it's going to be one of those days...

11th Jun 2001, 18:40

The kids' pregnant cat has started "nesting" behind the settee

You get in to the office and they ask you to phone them from your desination "just in case"

The catering arrives and the crew meals' box has Corrosives, HazChem and BioHazard stickers on it

The Dispatcher arrives at the aircraft and asks YOU "Where are the pax?"

The ATIS says "Dispatch and Gound is closed - for startup call TWR on...." so you call tower and they tell you to call Dispatch, and you get no answer, so you call GND and they say call TWR and they say "Oh... stand by"

On startup it feels like the aircraft battery is driving the airport's electrical system via the GPU

On asking for push, you're told "Clear push after the 737" - and neither you, nor the ground crew, nor the engineers, caterers or toilet cleaners can see a 737 within 47 miles...

...and so it goes on!

Breeding Per Dementia Unto Something Jolly Big, Toodle-pip

12th Jun 2001, 00:30
When you have spent an hour and a half repling to daft posts and you cant stop.

When all of the posts in JB, Questions, Tech and Wannabee have gone from blue to black. Then you get excited about a new thread.


Whoa there bigfella, whoa!

Feeton Terrafirma
12th Jun 2001, 15:18
You fire up the box, type in www.pprune.org (http://www.pprune.org) and get:

ERROR 205 -- DNS name lookup failure. Please contact your system administrator.


I'm not a PPRuNe addict. (just need one more post)

combi pilot
13th Jun 2001, 06:40
You roll out of bed, stub your toe on the door jamb of the toilet and proceed to piss all over the seat...

13th Jun 2001, 07:24
When you dont get BJ in the morning.....


[This message has been edited by fryingeggs (edited 13 June 2001).]