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pigboat
7th Feb 2004, 05:05
Next time you get one of those smegging chain e-mails, send this back.

Hello, my name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding fifty billion fecking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her red-neck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and every one to whom you send "his" e-mail $1,000.00?

How stupid are you?

"Ooohh, looky here! If I scroll down this page, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"

Bullsh!t!

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechuans will break into my house and sodomise me in my sleep for not sending a chain letter that was started by St. Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

Fcuk 'em!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "and send this to 10 of your closest friends and this poor wretched excuse for a human being will somehow recieve a nickel from an omniscient being."

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.

The point being?

If you get a chain letter promising to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't p!ss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who's been tied to the a$$ of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only means of salvation is the five cents per letter he'll recieve if you forward this e-mail.

Now, forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will become carnivorous and consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

Jerricho
7th Feb 2004, 08:30
What!!!!!!!!!

You mean them chain letters aint real?!!?!

I've been told they have strange powers (not as strange as Herr Drapes...............but you don't dance with the Devil now, do you? ;) )

Caslance
7th Feb 2004, 09:58
If anyone finds themselves in a quandary about a chain letter they have received, they can send it to me and I will quite cheerfully delete it on their behalf.

Anyone else with me?

BlueDiamond
7th Feb 2004, 10:33
Good grief, Caslance, if we do that we might never get to see you again. You'll be far too busy to post here!!

And that's just from the ones I get!!!

:rolleyes:

ChrisVJ
7th Feb 2004, 14:23
>Finally, a man's chain letter!
>
>
>This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired
and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost
anything!
>
>Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally
>tired and discontented.
>
>Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose
>name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the
>bottom of the list.
>
>When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound
to be better than the one you already have.
>
>At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received 184
>women, of whom four were worth keeping.
>
>REMEMBER this chain brings luck.
>
>One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate.
>
>An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose
>between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.
>
>You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
>
>One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.
>
>Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list
>below!
>
>
>
> Bill Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> Billy Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> Billie Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> B. Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> William Jefferson Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> W. Jefferson Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> W. Jeff Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> W. J. Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> W. Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> William J Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> Wilhelm Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> Willie Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> Will Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
>
> Mr. Hillary Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017

Rupert S
7th Feb 2004, 17:50
what pithy whit if I do say so myself!

Jerricho
7th Feb 2004, 17:56
I'm sorry Rupes, but every time I see a post from you, a baseball bat comes to mind! ;) Nothing personal.

G-ALAN
7th Feb 2004, 23:02
Cheers pigboat! I'm just about to send it to three people :}