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Fast Jet Wannabe
10th Jun 2001, 15:38
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for more child benefit.

"How many children"

"10"

"Only 10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?"

"Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney, Britney, and Britney".

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naaah..." says the Essex girl "It's great coz if they're out playing in the road I just have to shout 'BRITNEEEEEEEY, YOUR DINNERS READY' or 'BRITNEEEEEEEEY GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it".

"What if you want to speak to them individually?" asks the perturbed council worker.

"That's easy" says the Essex girl, "I just use their surnames" :)