View Full Version : oh ******...........

Tony Flynn
6th Feb 2004, 15:22
Probably posted before but as they say, ' there's always someone worse off than yerself'


6th Feb 2004, 16:25

Looks like the pilots wanted to taxi on the road! :)

6th Feb 2004, 16:33
Imagine the captain's surprise when a rogue pylon crashed into his stationary jet.

6th Feb 2004, 18:14
Can we have a caption compo then?

"Boeing test new Plane Auto-wash, Washer's union hold impromptu meeting"

"Honestly officer, I never touched the stuff.......Yes, I have only a bus driver's licence...........Well, when you take away the wings, the engines driving air instead of wheels, the tail........"

6th Feb 2004, 19:33
What did you say my wingspan was FO???

Onan the Clumsy
6th Feb 2004, 20:37
I thought this was the morse code thread.

Incipient Sinner
6th Feb 2004, 20:45
"If you look to your right ladies and gentlemen..."

6th Feb 2004, 23:02
So, let me see if I have this right captain....... Both you and your first officer are sticking to the "passenger with a really big magnet " story?


6th Feb 2004, 23:28
Capt: "See, told you they weren't made out of matchsticks"


surely not
6th Feb 2004, 23:46
SLF to G/Staff- "What do you mean it's a weather delay?"

G/Staff to SLF- "We're trying to see whether we have another aircraft"

Capn Notarious
7th Feb 2004, 04:47
"Now you seen pylon racing, is usually reserved for model aircraft."

7th Feb 2004, 07:23
"I am so going to kick that marshaller's @ss!"

7th Feb 2004, 14:59
Imagine how easy thay would be to bump into if they weren't painted red-and-white :O

7th Feb 2004, 17:04
"Ladies and gentlemen, due to Air Traffic Control, we're going to be a bit late.................."