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5th Feb 2004, 18:19
Ever done it when or where you should'nt, I mean REALLY should'nt?

ATC'rs - ever done it when you really should be looking at another screen?

Those with wireless access.. the sky (!)'s the limit.

I only do it when I can without being caught.

Prooning that is.

5th Feb 2004, 18:40
Seeing the title of this thread I was going to roll out my old 'in the ladies lavatory of the King and Keys public house in Fleet Street' story.

But then I saw the thread was about ppruning, so I won't.... :ok:

5th Feb 2004, 19:14
Prooning at work would be a blatent abuse of company resources and contravene many IT terms and conditions of use...................

I don't have web access at work, I use somebody elses! :eek:

Onan the Clumsy
5th Feb 2004, 22:29
Seeing the title of this thread I was going to roll out my old 'in seats 17e and 17f on an MD80 with a blanket protecting my modesty' story.

But then I saw the thread was about ppruning, so I won't.... :ok:

Ace Rimmer
5th Feb 2004, 23:12
Yeah I wuz going to roll out my old "under a boat called Banana Split" story
but then I saw it wus about prooning so I won't

compressor stall
5th Feb 2004, 23:19
I was going to mention on top of a 80m high sand dune, but then I saw that it was about PPRuning, so I wont.

5th Feb 2004, 23:28
I was going to mention the aft lavatory on a Viking A300, but saw that the thread is about ppruuning so I won't. Neither will I mention the staircase in Nyhavn, the toilet at the Bazooka Club, the forest near the Eremitage castle or seat 1H on a SAA 743.

For pruuning, a suite at the JW Marriott is about the best I can do. Mainly since there are umpteen better things to do in Dubai than pruuning. Like visiting the Cyclone :cool:

Send Clowns
6th Feb 2004, 00:51
Can't give the old "Hyde Park by starlight" story, then. Actually, I'm at work now, but since I work for a commercial flight training organisation that actually advertises here, they don't disapprove. Can carry on prooning :D

6th Feb 2004, 02:18
Hmm I was going to mention stories about something else... Scratch various castle, beach and hill by moonlight stories then, oh and almost a story about a cricket pitch too.

I've never Ppruned from anywhere interesting. :{

6th Feb 2004, 07:57
with a blanket protecting my modesty'

Not a big blanket then? ;)

Buster Hyman
6th Feb 2004, 08:33
Probably just a handkerchief!

What about Prooning & the..err..other thing at the same time? Don't try it whilst reading anything Mr. Draper has written though...kills the moment!;)

6th Feb 2004, 10:20
I was going to say lavatories, storage spaces, and on top of desks, but then I saw it was about ppruning, so I won't go into details.

6th Feb 2004, 19:00
Oh well, if its about Prooning then I'd better not mention behind a large gravestone in the grounds of Ripon cathederal.

7th Feb 2004, 04:33
In a Connoisseur Suite at the Copthorne. Take yer pick - Ppruning or shiggang or both.

7th Feb 2004, 13:19
Haystack when I was 15, golf course, front and back of a mini (car), not too easy when over 6 feet tall. Oh but this is about pPruning.

Some VERY basic internet cafes in Accra, cheap but you spend a couple of hours staring at a blank screen while it slowly chuntered on to the next page. Oh and the "Raise The Red Lantern" in Shanghai, buy one drink and get 2 hours internet access. The waitresses are also very friendly.

7th Feb 2004, 14:06
Ladies Loo, cockpit at 7500', over wings of aeroplanes, on desks in office of flying school. HA HA I was married to the pilot at the time.
Ppruning only done at home.

7th Feb 2004, 15:18
I was about to trot out the story about the BR Stew in a BA Viscount at almost a mile high, but then I realised it was about ppruning so I'll continue to waste my employer's time and internet connection charges:cool:

Lofty I can beat the mini - How about a Fiat 500 ?;)

(Martin Baker - the only way to fly)

7th Feb 2004, 22:11

Beat me on the cars, can't think of a smaller one. I do remember tho' that one could change gear without using the clutch in a 500. Very useful to save the left knee in such a confined space.

No one has mentioned the aft loo on 747. Mile High Club only once achieved in '89 with my then wife (promise!)

7th Feb 2004, 22:48
Oh well, was going to mention the laundry closet at work but it's about ppruning so I won't. Only ever ppruned from home, oh yeah and Stansted airport

Little Blue
8th Feb 2004, 06:38
I Ppruned her on a roof , in Amsterdam...on the flightpath into Schipol...posted quite a few times, n'all !!

8th Feb 2004, 07:11
Right , now you have all finally caught on at last..

Duke Elegant
8th Feb 2004, 13:47
in the back of a Cessna 310 on autopilot ....(Bird-dog airplane)
Felt I was being watched ... looked out ... two A26 Invaders , one on each wing ... looking in....
prooned 'er good.

8th Feb 2004, 19:18
Not wishing to make the druids amongst you jealous, down a little lane within sight of Stonehenge in broad daylight (Austin Montego, no challenge at all) and another time whilst said lady was broadcasting on a local radio show at night. Actually, she was no lady :E!! Pruning? Oh, in a dank little 1960's office in west London.

8th Feb 2004, 19:51
I was going to mention a stretch limo on 5th Avenue New York, but then I saw that it was about PPRuning, so I wont.

Circuit Basher
10th Feb 2004, 20:21
I was going to mention on a Greyhound bus between Orlando and Washington DC (before wireless connections!!! ;)), but I won't....

I was also going to mention the batting room at a certain RAF Officers' Mess in the UK, but I won't!! ;).....

Oh, and the only cars I've ever done it in have been a Ford Escort and a Chevy Compact (think it was a Cavalier, but it was an auto, so the gearstick was a bit more comfy!!) in the US!!

Also in the front room of a former girflriends parents house, whilst they were in the kitchen next to it!! ;)

As for doing things other than PPRuNing, I wouldn't know, as I'm pure as the driven snow....... ;) :D
[PS, great thread, timmcatt - may get some good ideas from it!!]

11th Feb 2004, 01:24
Once many years ago, as a newly-wed Shytorque, I spotted the missus as she bent over the freezer. A chap couldn't resist it, right there and then.

That particular Sainbury's manager never let us shop there again. :E

11th Feb 2004, 04:18
I was going to say never, but then I saw this thread was about prooning...


11th Feb 2004, 04:25
Stockport, Cheshire. :eek: :bored: :confused:

13th Feb 2004, 17:00
ExSimGuy & Fitzy

Farm gateway in Ford Cortina Estate close to Abingdon, circa 1984. Oh where has my life gone. Older but no wiser.
:ok: :{

13th Feb 2004, 21:00
A Cortina Estate - bah goom lad, thet's luxury;) The Fiat 500 is so small that the back seat is impossible, and the front takes imagination (no sun-roof either). In my day . . . :hmm:

Martin Baker - The only way to fly!

13th Feb 2004, 22:23
How about your girlfriends mother in her bathroom while your girlfriend is downstairs making dinner!:} :}

Circuit Basher
13th Feb 2004, 22:38
ToryBoy - you certainly seem to like to live on the dangerous side of life!!! :D:D

Did you try 'rodeo sex' afterwards with the girlfriend? (where you're ..errrm.. imitating mating canines ... ;) and say to her 'This is the way your mum / sister / daughter * like it too!!) :D

* Delete as applicable

14th Feb 2004, 02:18
At the end of Galway airports runway, is a little lay-by, with a nice gate and long grass......just right for a lay-over.....

14th Feb 2004, 12:40
Back seat of a Humber at about 19. Front and rear of a BMW 735 40 something(me), she much younger 26 I think. My sister's bed with my parents next door when very young (won't mention ages). Various outdoor places too numerous to remember - all in my younger days of course. Nowadays restricted to more conventional locations!

Shock horror - I did not mean my sister. It was a slightly younger girlfriend, and my mother disturbed us, must have been something to do with the noise I guess.

jonah g
14th Feb 2004, 22:54
In the back of a builders Ford Transit van with his daughter.