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Captain Over
5th Feb 2004, 13:28
See how far YOU can SMACK THE PENGUIN :"Smack the Penguin" Game (http://leech.dk/penguin.swf)


...then answer these ponderous points:

OK now regarding this hit-the-penguin thingy we are playing...it got me wondering, and now I have a few thought-provoking questions...maybe y'all can tackle these:
1) Why is Yeti in the Antarctic?
2) Why are evergreen-trees, that appear to be Spruce, or Hemlock maybe...also at the said Antarctic ?
3) Why is there a glacier-splinter behind the Yeti?
4) What the heck is that penguin thinking, leaping from the ice-tower?
5) What is the outside air temprature....and the trend? (if it cools, we can scoot the penguin further on the hardened snow/ice surface!)
6) Where did Yeti get that bat? (and is it a sanctioned bat?)
7) What happened to the perp that chiseled "1978 Reinhold + Yei" into that rock?
8) Why hasn't radiation heat, caused by the sun warming that rock the chiseling took place on, melted part of the ice-tower?
9) Exactly HOW did that penguin climb it, anyway?
10) Where are all the little penguin and big yeti foot-prints?? (you ever try walking on snow and leave to prints....lemme tell ya, that ain't happenin'!)
11) Who set up the web-cam to capture this inhumane/inpenguin act?
12) How do we know REALLY that is how far we whap the bird...I mean, they may be using a BOGUS "yard/meter" stick...mon deu!!!
12) Are they for real? The best hitters come from the Dominican Republic (been there, done that...) and that Yeti does't look like anyone from there!!
13 (and finally the LAST question I shall impose on y'all....) WHY DOESN'T THE PENGUIN JUST CRAP ON YETI's EYES and SCOOT AWAY?? What...is... he.... into??

...enjoy the game.

Caslance
6th Feb 2004, 00:58
..............er, it's only a game.:8

Jerricho
6th Feb 2004, 06:50
Ooooooo, ooooo, I've got one.


What sort of twisted so-and-so decided I'm going to write a game where a Yeti tries to smack a Penguin as far a possible.

Onan the Clumsy
6th Feb 2004, 07:30
Shouldn't that be 42 letter o's?

lofty50
7th Feb 2004, 21:25
Even bigger and more important question, how does one get the game started. tried loads of times, damn penguin just stands on the fecking cliff.

C4
8th Feb 2004, 13:13
Click on the yeti to make the penguin jump, then click on said yeti again to lambaste penguin across the countryside!!
ENJOY...

lofty50
14th Feb 2004, 11:45
Obviously my click doesn't work! Can't get it ti happen

timmcat
14th Feb 2004, 16:41
Yet another variation on the theme.. (http://games.coolegames.com/ysp2.swf)

Smedley
17th Feb 2004, 04:11
Like this?

http://www.powerdrives.com/pensig.gif

Techchick
18th Feb 2004, 01:52
I'd just like to say how upsetting I find the latest 'smack the penguin' game. It is really cruel towards the poor little penguins.

By the way, my top score is 593.5..........:E :E :E

Rupert S
18th Feb 2004, 05:47
ah i love that game.

Whirlygig
18th Feb 2004, 08:15
No, Techchick, the penguins love it .

The Orca Slap game must be their favourite because they ask you if you're ready and if you miss, they swim round and come back for more.

Cheers

Whirlygig


PS on reading various thread about this penguin game, has anyone got higher than 593.5? I think it might be a fix ;)

timmcat
18th Feb 2004, 15:56
TC.. if penguin's dont light your fire, have you tried stripping?

(above refers to the 'strip' thread, not roops porn movie)

stagger
18th Feb 2004, 18:23
I got 615!

But it is difficult to get a high score - you really need to cluster those little chaps around the bull.

Whirlygig
18th Feb 2004, 18:49
stagger - I think we might be talking at cross purposes here.

There are two penguin games - one where the pengiun jumps off the ice-thingy and gets whacked by the yeti and slides along it's little belly ( or does a stylish javelin-like nose-dive) and the orca slap game where the penguin slides down the back of the killer whale and gets whacked by the yeti onto a target.

It is the first game where I have noticed that nobody on Pprune (or in my office for that matter) has got higher than 593.5.

But the new orca game is much more fun :)

Cheers

Whirlygig

under_exposed
18th Feb 2004, 20:01
stagger - 642, and a best single penguin of 98.2 on that game

Volume
18th Feb 2004, 20:21
Same Problem as lofty 50 for me, nothing to smack :(

Ive clicked on any pixel on the screen, but that ***** penguin wont move :{
And I always thought this is a specific Micro$oft Windows problem, and not related to the penguin operation system ?

timmcat
18th Feb 2004, 20:36
Same Problem as lofty 50 for me, nothing to smack
Try this (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml) then. :ok:

Mr Chips
18th Feb 2004, 20:54
under_exposed
stagger - 642, and a best single penguin of 98.2 on that game

I think that "best single penguin" is the funniest thing I have ever read on here!!!!!

Just me then?

stagger
18th Feb 2004, 23:21
Yes we were talking at cross porpoises.

My 615 was an orca slap score.

fly babe
24th Feb 2004, 04:02
Anyone sick enough for THIS version?

http://www.geeklife.com/files/pingu-blood.swf
:yuk:

mattpilot
24th Feb 2004, 04:37
now thats my kind of game

906 on first try (hit a couple of mines), will probably be beat by others though :)

Bluejay
24th Feb 2004, 05:58
FInally got a decent distance on the slightly more gorey version of penguin baseball!!! 990.01

Unfortunatly I am unable to provide a link as proof :mad: