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Feeton Terrafirma
6th Jun 2001, 16:55
I was ICQ chatting with DingDucky today when suddenly she had the mental revelation that we are not alone on this planet and she knew how to communicate with the aliens who will show us the secret of eternal life, happiness, and instantaneous translocation through mental powers alone. DingDucky was understandably shaken by the massive implications of this. Aircraft obsolete, and pilots too, and she started to mutter about wanting to be a pilot and how pointless that suddenly is………..

I let her ramble a little, and then asked her what the secret was. How do we communicate with the aliens, how do we translocate, how do we live forever? Suddenly she stopped her rambling and just said “what?” I repeated my question, “how do we communicate with the aliens, how do we translocate, how do we live forever?” and then after a long pause came the reply…………………… I forget……………


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[This message has been edited by Feeton Terrafirma (edited 06 June 2001).]

BlueDiamond
6th Jun 2001, 17:07
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Amnesia.

Amnesia who?

Eeerrrrmmmm.

ickle black box
6th Jun 2001, 17:18
Do you ever wonder what motivates the humble blade of grass, tulip or amoeba to reproduce?? Keeps me awake at night for hours while I ponder on this!!

Stiff Lil' Fingers
6th Jun 2001, 17:27
Ickle, unless I'm much mistaken, tulips, grass etc don't have neural cortexes therefore do not have the capacity for emotions. How then can they be motivated? Maybe you meant stimulated?

I must confess there have been many nights when I have lost sleep pondering the thought of stimulating tu lips :)

beaconoutbound
6th Jun 2001, 17:53
I find the best way of communicating with Aliens is to start with -

"Good Morning from the Flight Deck..." :)

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compressor stall
6th Jun 2001, 18:43
What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
William Blake

Boss Raptor
6th Jun 2001, 19:08
Life,Universe, Everything = 42...

OzExpat
6th Jun 2001, 19:12
Yeh FT, I can identify with that problem. Just this morning, I ... errm ... ummm ... aw fuhk! What was I gunna say?

It's gone ... forever! http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif

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Dispela olgeta samting i pekpek bilong bulmakau!

ExSimGuy
6th Jun 2001, 19:45
Sorry, Feeton, from the title of the post I assumed you had just got divorced
"Life, the universe and everything...... gone " (and the house and the Merc)

dingducky
6th Jun 2001, 20:40
feety dear
this is a very strange post. it goes on about events that never even took place.
you haven't taken your little pink pills today have you?
i really think that you should refrain from posting until you have taken your daily dose of medication.

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Velvet
6th Jun 2001, 21:07
Ding you just proved the point - you have forgotten it happened. Have you seen chemtrails outside your house recently

tony draper
6th Jun 2001, 21:38
Alien contat may be fraught with misunderstanding.
They may look like us, they may have learned our language, American.
What if their idea of sartorial elegance is to smear their naked bodies 2 inches deep in their own sh*t.
What if their form of greeting is to lift a leg and urinate on their new found buddies.
What if their religious beliefs are so certain that the greatest favour they can perform for anyone is to kill them instantly and transport them to the happy hunting grounds.
Dear God! what if they'r socialists.? :)

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Flap Sup
7th Jun 2001, 01:28
CHEMTRAILS!!!!!
[Flap Sup sticks his fingers in his ears while humming la lala lala, and goes for the fridge for Heineken-antidote]

ExSimGuy
7th Jun 2001, 12:20
Shoooot ! ! - Didn't recognise the symptoms http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif

Thanks for the warning Velvet - check plenty of antidote in fridge and start taking the medication, "one pint at a time"

ESG
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Feeton Terrafirma
8th Jun 2001, 16:16
Ducky, what part of gone did you forget? :)

I don't think it's Chemtrails, I think it's the gas that comes of the geysers. But it could be Air New Zealand chemtrails........

After all they where caught in Sydney recently throwing the evidence out the back of their 747 when it hit the roof of a house and melted on the lounge room floor ;)

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trolleydollylover
8th Jun 2001, 16:40
I once had a visitation from a rather large alien who said I would fall in love with a form of its own shape. It then did a strange dance gave me a beer, kebab and then disappered. In woke up in the morning with a bad head.

It is very strange that whenever I have had a beer and the visitation manifests itself as a fat women. I fall instantly in love and wake up embarrassed at my dancing and holding my very sore shwad.

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Whoa there bigfella, whoa!