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Hottie
6th Jun 2001, 12:48
Okay folks...once again, I just could NOT resist ! Have received some PEARLAS lately which I thought you may all be interested in reading and then perhaps sending some of your own...

CAUTION : THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN SHOWN TO DO JUST THAT - OFFEND LOL

Humpty Dumpty, f*cked a fat whore
Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men
Laid the sl*t down and f*cked her again !


Let's play a game - I'll hide and you find me. If you find me, you can f*ck me. If you can't find me, I'll be in the cupboard.. ;)


The Big Bad wolf told little Red Riding Hood,
"Lift your top so I can suck your t*ts"
"No", she said lifting her skirt, "Eat me like the f*cking book says !!!" :)


and finally...just to top it off, (till my next post ;) )

Motto for 2001 : Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, Dance like nobody is watching, and f*ck like you're being filmed !!!!

CHEERS ! :)



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'There is some satisfaction, that is mighty sweet to take, when you reach a destination you thought you'd never make...'

tunneler
6th Jun 2001, 13:43
Sent to me by a loevly essex lass the other day.........

"Kiss me & hug me,just like u luv me,feel me & caress me,if u wanna undress me,touch me & tease me,if u wanna please me but lick me & suck me if u wanna **** me!"

God Bless Essex :)

RampTramp
6th Jun 2001, 14:33
Just a few that made me giggle -

U got STYLE....U got SEX APPEAL....U got the INTELLIGENCE & U sure got the BODY .....WAIT!......Sorry, WRONG NUMBER

& then -

Sex, drugs, rock n roll, speed, weed and birth control, life's a bitch and then you die so f**k the world & lets get high

& of course -

At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex, 5 million are drinking coffee, 1 million people are sleeping and 1 stupid a** is reading my text

not forgetting -

That gorgous body,those sensual lips, those beautiful eyes, that shinig smile, those soft legs. Enough about me, how is it with you?

Daft really, innit!

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I'm not old, I was just born too early

What_does_this_button_do?
6th Jun 2001, 14:45
"She's only gate crashed the meeting"


'nuf said.

Hottie
6th Jun 2001, 17:23
Ohhhhh...and another one....

A certain gorgeous chic decided to send me this one...as a result, I couldn't sleep well for 2 nights :)

Sex is good, sex is fine
Doggy style or 69
Just for fun or getting paid
Everyone loves getting laid
So if you want me in the sack
Lick your lips and text me back

Geeeeesh http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif

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'There is some satisfaction, that is mighty sweet to take, when you reach a destination you thought you'd never make...'

Feeton Terrafirma
6th Jun 2001, 17:52
Hottie, why couldn't you sleep? Was it because you didn't know her number to text her back, or because you did?


I got an SMS. It started with "ABRACADABRA"
screen down to a lot of stars,
screen down to "no... didn't work, you're still fu(king ugly"



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I'm not a PPRuNe addict. (just need one more post)

redsnail
6th Jun 2001, 23:54
Buttons,
I think I know what you are talking about there.... ;)

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reddo...feral animal!

What_does_this_button_do?
7th Jun 2001, 00:00
Reds: thought you and a few others might :)

outboundjetsetter
7th Jun 2001, 08:10
Guys I think i'm in!!! some chick sent me these :)

BEAT ME, BASH ME,
BITE MY BUM,ILL
WHIP YOU, STRIP YOU,
TILL YOU CUM,FU*$ ME,
SUCK ME,LICK ME OUT,
PULL MY NIPPLES TILL
I SHOUT!, SEND THIS 2
5 PEOPLE OR NEVER
ORGANSM AGAIN!!.

AND I RECIEVED THIS ONE TOO!;

:) PRESS DOWN..
DOWN MORE...
OK...
MORE..
YES...
AHH...
OHH
YES!!...
UR ALMOST DER...
YEAH...
OH **** ..
HARDER...
SO GOOD!!
MMMMM...
THATS TEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Biggles Flies Undone
7th Jun 2001, 13:38
Naughty Buttons! :)

PilotsPal
7th Jun 2001, 14:09
Yes.

Very bad Buttons. Go stand in the corner.

Stop smiling Biggles, you're no better and deserve a good spanking.

Biggles Flies Undone
7th Jun 2001, 14:11
See you Saturday PP http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/tongue.gif

You coming too Buttons?

Flypuppy
7th Jun 2001, 14:14
Oh I didn't realise spanking was available. I know what he is on about too.... ;)

Can I be spanked now please?

Swamp Rat
7th Jun 2001, 15:11
Durex regrets to inform you, that your birth was an accident.
Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down.
We apologise for any inconvenience.

I found it funny :)

What_does_this_button_do?
7th Jun 2001, 16:31
Still unsure - trying to get someone to cover me but I'm trying.

Hate to miss SMS2 if it happens....

PP: How BAD have I been?

Tartan Gannet
7th Jun 2001, 16:36
N.O.R.W.I.C.H. I did and she obliged. :)

What_does_this_button_do?
7th Jun 2001, 16:56
and the 'N' stands for?

Tartan Gannet
8th Jun 2001, 02:29
(K)nickers. :)

What_does_this_button_do?
8th Jun 2001, 11:10
Actually it's Negligee. Most people say Knickers!

dingducky
8th Jun 2001, 13:49
some of these text messages seem quite long. must take ages to type. short and too the point can be good. i like this one. it would also work as a car numberplate:

U B 6 I B 9 ;)

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Groove-ryder
8th Jun 2001, 14:12
Got this one the other day:

Scroll down after each line

I
I L
I Lo
I Lov
I Love
I Love Y
I Love Yo
I Love Young boys with big cocks

And one for the girls and the gayboys (again scrolling down to see subsequent line):

This is a detector

Breathe into mouthpiece

Processing

Testing positive

90% sperm breath - slut!!

Tartan Gannet
8th Jun 2001, 14:58
What Does, and I thought I was ancient? Who wears one of those nowadays???

What_does_this_button_do?
8th Jun 2001, 15:38
We can dream......