"Scott Kelly has a small dick"

[Sqwark2000]

Did anyone in Auckland see this string banner and message ("SCOTT KELLY HAS A SMALL DICK") being towed behind a Wilga on Friday afternoon??

I spotted it passing overhead the folks place about 3pm heading towards the city and returning back towards Ardmore an hour or so later.

Who is the poor b'stard S. Kelly and who did he p.i.s.s off? :eek:

Also poses the question wether it was an appropriate message, should the company involved have accepted the job??


S2K

[tobzalp]

Best Thread ever.

[ZK-NSJ]

a friend of mine knows the gentleman concerned, and her comment was 'thats not what ive heard'

[Jet_A_Knight]

You're not Scott Kelly are you ZK????:8

[Whiskery]

An old girlfriend of mine once told me she preferred guys with small dicks. She reckoned they "tried harder". ;)

No, I am not Scott Kelly ! :D

[Sodoff]

Sorry Whiskery, she was obviously trying to make you feel better ;)

[Cypher]

Yeah, I'm Scott Kelly...

I don't care how small my d!ck is... as long as I'm having fun with it..
:D

Whiskery.. can I have your old girlfriend's number? :}

Following article explains the lot...
http://www.nzgirl.com/fabyou/fabarticles

[Kaptin M]

It would seem to me, that in her haste to get revenge, the nzgirl who organised the banner has left herself wide open - literally speaking.

The only girl who'd be upset at being served what the banner said, would be a girl with a BIG PUSSY.

"That's not my ring - it's my wristwatch!!" :p

She's probably done you a big favour, Scott.

[ZK-DAN]

Heard about it on The Edge radio station driving home from work on Friday, pissed myself when I heard it! Bit of shame with that banner being towed over the Big Day Out with record attendance, 45 000 people seeing it! :p

[Sqwark2000]

Cypher - I know that you are not S.Kelly (and not from any personal, intimate, knowledge of your anatomy either :hmm: ) but dude!! I'm a little disturbed you found the related article on NZGIRL.com

Whats up with that?? :ooh:

S2K

[Black Baron]

I'm hoping Ralph magazine will do a comeback, perhaps with a banner reading
"NZ Girls have fat @rses"
but then again, that would be telling people what they already know.
:ok:

[Cypher]

I saw the second banner.. don't mess with NZGIRLs.. so I kinda put two and two together...

Thats my defence and I'm sticking to it :p

Good luck for that "interview" Sqwark! :ok:

[currawong]

Wow.

In todays litigeous environment....

But would it stand up in court?

:ooh:

[flyby_kiwi]

Cypher;

Are you sure that wasnt the 3rd banner you saw go up? The second one went up with a typo and had to be called back - apparently an expensive exercise for the Air Media guys :uhoh: - Good to see a bit of humor around the airfield anyway :ok:

[shaablamm]

Could you imagine the fem uproar if some fine fella got one of Australias "blokes" mags to fly a banner over the Sydney beaches on a weekend with something akin to " Jenny Skoptovich is a fat whore".

Surely you can't do this.............

[Bendo]

I'm not sure if that is the issue in question.

Would the court require evidence of the organ's erect dimensions to prove defamation?

Cruze Power, your expertise on "Liable" is called for...

[deeper]

shaablamm,

jenny is upset that you think she's fat.

she would like an apology. :{ :{

[Cypher]

flyby..

I'm not sure if it was the 3rd or 2nd.. but I'm having a good laugh out of this anyway!!!

how much does a banner tow cost? :E

maybe "Paul Homes is a cheeky whitey..." would go down well...
maybe theres a business op in all this...

Airborne Insults!!

[Captain Sand Dune]

Geez, those sheep over there are getting uppitty aren't they?!:}

[pesawat_terbang]

Poor Scott Kelly.

He was so upset at this innuendo (which nonetheless turns out to be true!) that he sat at the bar in the snake pit the other day, deep in concentration, surrounded by chicks, pensively licking his eyebrows.

Wahdoo, Scott mau makan puki ini?????

PT

[Captain Sand Dune]

..........drank 6 beers without once taking a breath either - poor bugga!:}

[Whiskery]

Hey Cypher, my old girlfriend's name was Jennifer (something Yugoslav) and I tried to ring her the other day to tell her you were interested. Problem is they have changed all the numbers in Sydney so you're out of luck.

Rumour has it that Scottie's dick is small but very thick. One of his ex girlfriends was telling a mate of hers that she thought Scott was a perfect gentleman because everytime he screwed her he wore a bow-tie around his neck. The friend had to tell her it was in fact a torniquet that prevented him passing out when he got an erection!;)

[Love Monkey]

I'm not sure that we are seeing gender equality at its best when the size of a mans wanger can be broadcast to thousands for humiliation reasons without fear of litigation. Similar to that song "short dicked man". That was ok because it was females slagging off at the less fortunate fellows. Was a man to bring out a tune called "we don't want no fat arsed, flagid boxed, tiny titted woman" he would be sued from arsehloe to breakfast. Sexual discrimination?? My oath.:mad:

[Whiskery]

No problems here with large bums and small tits. Bring'em on !!!!:cool:

[shaablamm]

Just like lookin in the mirror hey Whisk:p

[Poto]

The other posts are barely scraping in, yours just went right over the top.

W

[Poto]

Sorry for that one big fella. :O

[Pass-A-Frozo]

Best Thread ever.

Totally agree.. :=

Although funnier would be "Jane Doe takes it up the " .... your minds can complete that one :}

[always inverted]

guys,
the banner that you are refering to was a promotional add aimed at the younger- mid teen type age group.
Found out that it was to do with a new magazine that is due to be released shortly.

Seems that it did what they wanted it to do tho...