Jack Sprat
17th Jan 2004, 12:44
Yesterday saw a technicolour Wilga towing a huge banner around Ardmore airfield - among the usual throng of training aircraft - with the wording "John Smith has a small dick". Can't remember the actual name on the banner. If little Johnny exists, he must be one embarrassed lad. The Wilga was met by a completely cut down white Landrover filled with daggy looking characters. Anyone know what this was about? Surprised that someone hasn't complained to the paper or prime minister or something about this. Funny as hell.