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Best Western
24th Oct 2001, 21:31
Think about it.

Bin Laden
Castro
Gerry Adams
Hitler
Saddam
Tatcher

Right guys... nobody with facial hair allowed on my flight...

Unwell_Raptor
24th Oct 2001, 22:00
Ann Widdecombe

tony draper
24th Oct 2001, 22:16
Draper fancies Anne Widdecombe, a fine figure of a woman with a sexy voice. ;)

sanjosebaz
24th Oct 2001, 22:29
Way aye! :D

Mycroft
25th Oct 2001, 02:20
I think the first two may be due to the lack of decent bathrooms in desert/jungle hideouts. Of course there is the fact that all the above (including Draper) are noted for their egotism and obstinacy, so having obtained facial hair they don't want to lose it

sanjosebaz
25th Oct 2001, 02:41
U should grow a beard yourself Mycroft. Saves heaps of time in the morning! :eek:

Mycroft
25th Oct 2001, 02:52
Why grow a beard and then shave your head??

sanjosebaz
25th Oct 2001, 02:53
Ooh! Now we're getting a little personal! :confused:

tony draper
25th Oct 2001, 03:00
I'll have you know sir that Draper has never had facial hair in his life, Oh I tell a lie,
one did have a large Zapatta tash in the days of flaired kecks and flowery shirts, briefly. ;)

DrSyn
25th Oct 2001, 08:23
BW, got the others but who's Tatcher?

Mishandled
25th Oct 2001, 11:51
Shes that famous old Oirish Prime minister, Maggie Tatcher, surely you remember her she stopped free school Guinness. :)

Blackshift
26th Oct 2001, 21:48
When shaving your head (the only way I know to beat male pattern baldness at its own game), it's always a good idea to leave a bit of a beard on the go - otherwise you end up looking like "whats-the-scores?" George Dawes out of "Shooting Stars" (He's a baby!)

It's one thing to be in a state of denial about the ageing process, and quite another to attempt to reverse it!

And what about all those 'tash sporting air force types. Terrorists?

Oh yeah, and another thing...from Jesus to John Peel and Socrates to Santa Claus, you honestly can't think of a Beardy-U-Like?

[ 27 October 2001: Message edited by: Blackshift ]