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bodger
1st Jun 2001, 18:34
I don't usually pass on news like this, but sometimes
we need to pause and remember what life is about.
There was a great loss recently in the entertainment world.

Larry LaPrise, the Detroit native who wrote the song
Hokey Kokey (Hokey Pokey), died last week at 83.

The most traumatic part for the family was getting
him in the coffin.

Apparently they put his left leg in . . . and things
just started to go downhill from there.

ickle black box
1st Jun 2001, 19:22
And some more bad news this week.

A small gay man was found badly beaten up outside a Liverpool pub. Police sources say that they have one huge, hard, tattooed scouser is custody.

The gay man had spoken to the scouser, who went ape sh!t, battered the man all around the pub, before draging him outside to leave him as bleeding pulp.

The gay victim told local reporters "I'd been sitting next to the scouser, and after an hour asked him if he wanted a blowjob"

The scouser was asked what mad him react so violently to being spoken to, "I didn't really catch what he said" says huge scouser, "but it was something about a job."

RW-1
2nd Jun 2001, 02:22
Even worse:

China Crash Again

China Blames U. S. for Second Mid-Air Collision
BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated that they
are holding the United States, "fully responsible" for today's
mid-air collision, involving several Chinese aircraft and one
American craft. This comes just days after a similar incident
involving a U. S. spy plane.

Officials have stated that at approximately 8:25 a.m., GMT, a
squadron of Chinese F-8 fighters collided with the American
Goodyear Blimp. The crash left over a dozen Chinese planes
downed and the blimp's electronic billboard damaged. Sources
say the billboard's scrolling marquee had been advertising
7-UP soft drink, leaving the line "Up yours" in view.

A Chinese pilot who witnessed the collision between his
squadron, nicknamed, "Panda Rash" told China's Xinhua news
agency that he saw the American blimp dive out of the clouds
and into wingman Sum Yung Phukers F-8 jet.

"I told Yung Phuker his tail was all broken. Keep it
straight. Keep it straight'," said the pilot. "He just
couldn't shake the American foreign-devil. The blimp then
reportedly veered hard left and then right, taking out the rest
of the squadron.

Pilot Chawp Suey Wussy told Xinhua the American blimp "fully
responsible for the incident," repeating the language Beijing
has used in the earlier incident. China blames this new
accident on the Goodyear blimp, saying it rammed the
supersonic fighters, and has demanded an apology.

Officials from the Goodyear Company have said it is unlikely that the
slow propeller-driven blimp could turn inside and ram a dozen
nimble fighters, unless the Chinese were testing chimp pilots.

"The direct cause of the collision was that the American blimp
made a sudden big move toward the Chinese planes, making it
impossible for the Chinese planes to get out of the way," Suey
Wussy was quoted as saying.

"The savage act of American blimps colliding with Chinese
planes while conducting spying activities at sporting events
makes us indignant," he was quoted as saying.

Chinese officials are calling for an apology from the United
States and enough Goodyear tires to replace the Firestone's
that experienced spontaneous combustion last year. U. S.
officials expressed regret, but would not allow an apology
until the matter could be investigated further.

In a related story Goodyear has not commented on whether it
has stopped shipments of Large condoms labeled as Small to
China as a retaliatory measure.

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Marc

[This message has been edited by RW-1 (edited 01 June 2001).]

TwinNDB
2nd Jun 2001, 03:28
Good Stuff RW - 1

HugMonster
2nd Jun 2001, 03:33
The Hokey Cokey...

Hmmmm....

What if that is what it's all about?

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Breeding Per Dementia Unto Something Jolly Big, Toodle-pip

RW-1
2nd Jun 2001, 03:36
Thank you. I was thinking of giving it it's own thread, but it fits in here just fine as additional bad news hehe ...

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Marc

Teenyweeny ATC Cdt Cpl
2nd Jun 2001, 15:06
A dad day for Irish aviation...a two seater Cessna light aircraft crashed into a cemetry near Dublin...police have recovered three hundred dead so far and expect digging to go on into the night.
:)
-tacc