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16th Oct 2001, 12:41
There was an old chap called Osama
Who liked having sex with a farmer
Then came the blitz,
Blew the farmer to bits
Now he makes do with a Llama


16th Oct 2001, 12:48
There was an old man with a beard
Who said "It is just as I feared!
Four planes hit the states
Thanks to me and my mates
Now everyone hates me - how weird"

(thank you Giles Coren)

16th Oct 2001, 12:56
There was a young man called Osama
Who realised he'd mislaid his Karma
As George Dubya Bush
Crossed Hundu Kush
He realised he'd need an embalmer