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DESCEND WHEN READY
5th Oct 2001, 16:06
A CASA ISSUED GREEN LICENSING BOOK

redsnail
6th Oct 2001, 16:02
I think the green licensing book is to "comply" with some ICAO standard. You'll find your medical fits into it now. The UK CAA issues a license book nearly identical to the CASA one.

RPPT
6th Oct 2001, 16:52
Caps Lock key?

compressor stall
7th Oct 2001, 07:50
I did encounter initial shock and then curiosity when hiring a C172 in Reykjavik, Iceland when I pulled out my little plastic credit card CPL licence. Took a bit to convince them that I was serious!

It is much easier to have all your Endorsements, Ratings etc in the one book.

ZK-NSJ
7th Oct 2001, 09:53
the air nz board
the green party

VneII
8th Oct 2001, 10:28
John Howard

[ 08 October 2001: Message edited by: VneII ]

Tubbs Farquhar
8th Oct 2001, 11:05
VneII.... :rolleyes:

criticalmass
8th Oct 2001, 14:23
A piece of grit in a jar of Vaseline! :rolleyes:

Offchocks
8th Oct 2001, 14:59
A U/S fuel gauge!

peterchris_2001
8th Oct 2001, 17:56
"geen was the colour of our chiefs tie the day the casa bloke came up with the wonderful idea" :rolleyes:

spindoctor
8th Oct 2001, 22:33
Strobe Lights on a Stealth Bomber
;)

Jimmy Pop
9th Oct 2001, 00:11
Any Cessna fuel gauge!

Time Bomb Ted
9th Oct 2001, 02:55
Catholic Condoms

captainschlonger
9th Oct 2001, 04:15
1. Holden handbrake

2. Waterproof tea bag

Tool Time Two
9th Oct 2001, 07:08
Woomera?
Blast - Banned again!
Ah well - TT3 :cool:

bambamb
9th Oct 2001, 08:27
A pilot having to wear a necktie !

edster
9th Oct 2001, 08:52
Ready, in turn.

Transition Layer
9th Oct 2001, 12:11
A Commercial Pilots Licence?

the wizard of auz
9th Oct 2001, 13:57
Flyscreens on submarine windows and ejecter seats in a helicopter. :D

sprocket
9th Oct 2001, 14:03
An empty stubby!

The Bionic Vapour Boy
9th Oct 2001, 16:39
Pedal powered wheel chairs.
A book on how to read.
:p :p

PFM
9th Oct 2001, 17:41
AN frequent flier points :rolleyes:

wannabecaptain
9th Oct 2001, 18:11
solar powered torch........hang on Dick Smith invented one of those :p

Snapper_head
9th Oct 2001, 18:44
VneII When did you get your licence back or did you just turn up for work in the morning!!

See you at AA on Monday!! :D :eek:

captainowie
10th Oct 2001, 13:36
1. Altitude above you

2. Runway behind you

3. Fuel in the bowser

Unless of course you're:
1. Landing
2. Exiting the runway, or
3. About to refuel! :D :D

Tool Time Two
10th Oct 2001, 14:02
An Islam fanatic's brain :D

captainschlonger
11th Oct 2001, 04:16
Ashtray on a motorbike

Hip pockets on a singlet

Gary Toomey's management diploma

[ 11 October 2001: Message edited by: captainschlonger ]

windowseatdriver
11th Oct 2001, 06:26
CASA's General Manager of Unnecessary Change.

The guy that checks Airservices Australia's amendment service to check that there are no errors before printing.

Osama Bin Laden at a UN meeting.

"Request (whatever) when available"

[ 11 October 2001: Message edited by: windowseatdriver ]

Hugh Jarse
14th Oct 2001, 01:55
A sore ar$e to a boundary rider,

'Shares' in Triple A Airlines,

Any Mitsubishi automobile engine (The Curse of the 3 Diamonds),

Fuel caps on any Aerospatiale product,

NL gauges on a Dash-8 100.

[ 13 October 2001: Message edited by: Hugh Jarse ]

bambamb
14th Oct 2001, 04:14
An Australian pilots licence, at home or abroad.

Steve76
14th Oct 2001, 08:25
An OZ and NZ ATPL + copilot IFR Rating in Canada... :rolleyes:

engage left autopilot
14th Oct 2001, 11:09
Male flight attendants.

Kooka
14th Oct 2001, 16:55
ATC: Report level

Pilot: Approaching FLXXX

mistapproach
14th Oct 2001, 18:11
A Golden Wing membership (just paid up in August)and a drawer full of Golden Wing guest passes.

Send Clowns
14th Oct 2001, 21:21
A handbrake on a canoe

A chocolate teapot

A chocolate fireguard

A debate with a fundamentalist

Balls on the Pope

Tits on a nun

CRP5
14th Oct 2001, 22:07
THE GUVNOR

robboyland
14th Oct 2001, 22:20
The Liberal Democrats.

Joe Bolt
15th Oct 2001, 00:10
The entire contents of any branch of 'The Body Shop'.

A one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

fireflybob
15th Oct 2001, 00:16
10 seconds ago

innuendo
15th Oct 2001, 08:04
Crash helmet on a Kamikaze pilot.

AA SLF
15th Oct 2001, 08:07
Tits on a boar hog.

Speed limit signs when I am driving.

Women drivers. especially from the Far East.

Raquel Welch's bra.

PC mavens.

dAAvid returns to the bunker once again . . . . .

DoctorA300
17th Oct 2001, 15:14
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