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29th May 2001, 13:11
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
Error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry, each only 17 syllables:
5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third...
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

sep



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Say again, Approach....you want us to do what???

Feeton Terrafirma
29th May 2001, 13:24
Hey Sep,
Brilliant!!!!

You should work for Mircosoft, it would be a big improvement :)


BTW, we must catch up for a drink some time.

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I'm not a PPRuNe addict. (just need one more post)

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29th May 2001, 13:26
Feeton,
Indeed we must

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"Napoleon" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh taoner.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

sep


[This message has been edited by separator (edited 29 May 2001).]