View Full Version : Well I laughed

25th May 2001, 15:39
One night this guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No,please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way.It's just too risky!"

Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Him: "I beg you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it.But for f*ck's sake tell him to take his hand
off the intercom..."

25th May 2001, 17:44
Nice one!

Piston Jockey
27th May 2001, 06:45
Love it!

Le Pen
28th May 2001, 17:15
More beer out of my nose........

Sould be used to this by now

28th May 2001, 18:16
Absolute class!

Duff, Duff, that Wonderful stuff. Ummmmm Doughnuts