Stop the Cavalry

[Sideshow Bob]

Sung to the tune of Stop the Cavalry

Hey, Mr Blair never comes over here
To say we're doing splendidly,
But it's very hot out here in the desert
Flying to and from the enemy,
Oh I say it's tough, I have had enough,
Can you stop the det in Seeb?

I have had to fly almost every night
Down throughout these centuries,
That is when I say, oh yes, yet again,
Can you stop the det in Seeb?

Mrs Sideshow waits at home,
In the nuclear fall-out zone,
Wish I could be dancing now
In the arms of the girl I love.

Dubadum...etc
Wish I was at home for Christmas.

Bang! goes another bomb,
On another town
While the Osama and George have tea.
If I get home,
Live to tell the tale,
I'll run for all presidencies,
If I get elected I'll stop, I will stop the det in Seeb.

Dumadum...etc
Wish I was at home for Christmas
Wish I could be dancing now
In the arms of the girl I love,
Mrs Sideshow waits at home,
She's been home waiting three years long,
Wish I was at home for Christmas.........

[Felix Lighter]

Merry Xmas SB.

Having spent too many xmas's away from my family (in the worlds nicest places!!) I send you my best wishes for a speedy return home.