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dingducky
24th May 2001, 07:14
I was emailed this warning. sounds serious. I wonder if I have already been infected! http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/tongue.gif

Warning Everyone!!!!!
If you receive an email entitled "Bad Times" delete it immediately!
Do Not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything from your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprogram's your ATM access pin
Screws up the tracking on your VCR
Uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will Program your phone auto dial to call only 0900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will drink all your beer.

FOR GOD SAKES MAN ARE YOU LISTENING!!

It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Regain
all the while dating your current boyfriend/girlfriend behind your back and
billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that it is only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your back up files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that
grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If The "BAD TIMES" virus is opened on a Windows 95/98 environment it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bath tub.
It will not only remove forbidden tags from your mattress and pillows;
it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!!

NB: And if you don't sent this to at least 5000 people within 10 seconds of receiving this 30 second to read email you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite onto the person nearest to you.




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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

VTSP
24th May 2001, 22:30
I don`t have the time to write a Virus Programme. So please go to your C drive, delete some important files.Then attatch this to all out-going E-mails.

Gerund
25th May 2001, 05:45
I know I quake when I look back on the "Bad Times" with the bitch I last went out with, but I didn't know her virus was spreading.

Good god, it must be the same one - the symptoms are almost identical (not quite but we have to allow for some mutation).

Be afraid. Be very afraid.