Bagso
16th Dec 2003, 21:17
With due apologies to the makers of FUDGE !
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Force millions of potential passengers from The North Of England into driving down to an airport 4 hours away Stansted.
Subsidise this from Heathrow and Gatwick through airlines who do not want it in the first place.
Jeopardise the low cost market at Stansted by increasing the landing fees to then pay for it...
Don't bother exploring exactly who is going to actually pay for it ?
Don't bother creating and forming any kind of additional infrastructure at any of the proposed airports due for expansion. This is tactically brilliant and is particularly true at Birmingham where expansion of the access dual carriageway that runs past the airport has just been turned down. (see also Stansted)
Create a new short runway at Birmingham which is neither use nor ornament to man nor beast. (Shouldn't this be 100 mile North ?)
Don't mention anything about whether the ATC system can actually handle this (because it cannot) and don't then bother consulting ATC in case they don't agree with us the Government.
Talk loosely about a 3rd runway (currently the A4) somewhere near Heathrow sometime in the next century after this.
Waffle on about a bit of expansion at a few regional airports to keep them happy....
Don't encourage Long Haul airlines into using Manchester which is in fact the only viable alternative outside the South East.
Infact do not even mention Manchester as a viable option unless you have too !
Don't stop 50 shuttle flights a day from Manchester clogging up the London TMA by offering direct long haul service from where partial demand actually orginates...!
Produce additional waffle about noise, polution etc etc to keep
the green welly brigade happy.
Annoy just about everybody you can by doing completley the
wrong thing.
er that's it...!
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Force millions of potential passengers from The North Of England into driving down to an airport 4 hours away Stansted.
Subsidise this from Heathrow and Gatwick through airlines who do not want it in the first place.
Jeopardise the low cost market at Stansted by increasing the landing fees to then pay for it...
Don't bother exploring exactly who is going to actually pay for it ?
Don't bother creating and forming any kind of additional infrastructure at any of the proposed airports due for expansion. This is tactically brilliant and is particularly true at Birmingham where expansion of the access dual carriageway that runs past the airport has just been turned down. (see also Stansted)
Create a new short runway at Birmingham which is neither use nor ornament to man nor beast. (Shouldn't this be 100 mile North ?)
Don't mention anything about whether the ATC system can actually handle this (because it cannot) and don't then bother consulting ATC in case they don't agree with us the Government.
Talk loosely about a 3rd runway (currently the A4) somewhere near Heathrow sometime in the next century after this.
Waffle on about a bit of expansion at a few regional airports to keep them happy....
Don't encourage Long Haul airlines into using Manchester which is in fact the only viable alternative outside the South East.
Infact do not even mention Manchester as a viable option unless you have too !
Don't stop 50 shuttle flights a day from Manchester clogging up the London TMA by offering direct long haul service from where partial demand actually orginates...!
Produce additional waffle about noise, polution etc etc to keep
the green welly brigade happy.
Annoy just about everybody you can by doing completley the
wrong thing.
er that's it...!