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GoGirl
19th May 2001, 13:47
Another thread got me thinking about this one....what are some all time favourite party tricks that some of you have witnessed or done?

I once had a BBQ and invited some work buddy's, and one guy took a condom and pulled it through his nose, and out his mouth http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif
He then proceeded to pull it back and forth, which totally was gross!!

So, what are some other experiences in this area??


GG :)

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GoGirl
19th May 2001, 13:52
BTW....I have a party trick too!!

I have this thing with lipstick, where I can put it between my boobs and apply it perfectly to my lips :)

GG

The Fokker's chocka ocker
19th May 2001, 13:53
What, nasal flossing?
That's no trick. Do it every morning!

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GoGirl
19th May 2001, 14:02
*GG conjures up image* ... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuwwwwwwwww


GG

Send Clowns
19th May 2001, 14:23
I hope we can have a demonstration at the Gatbash, GG? http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/tongue.gif

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Hersham Boy
19th May 2001, 15:36
I can turn my eyelids inside out. EXPECT a demo at the GatBash... hehe.

Sounds intriguing, GG... any video footage? ;)



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upupnaway
19th May 2001, 17:09
GG, are you sure its lipstick !!!!!

HomerSimpson
19th May 2001, 18:42
I guess the Gatbash is gonna be more than interesting!!! This sounds like a night to remember!

Homer ;)

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Kaptin M
19th May 2001, 21:47
Yeah...well I've got this stunt where I can pull out a dull, blunt object...double its size...and apply lipstick to GG ('slong as what's 'is face.....Disco Stu..... ain't within 200kms) - from a safe distance....then withdraw!!

hellfish
20th May 2001, 06:23
personal fave of mine is to find THE most pissed person in the room, and tell them you will give them $100 if they can eat one dry weet-bix in one minute.

I am yet to see it be achieved. :)

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dingducky
20th May 2001, 08:35
well i have seen a guy put a condom over his head and blow it up!

also seen a guy light his pubes http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif

i also remember being at a party when the guys were all suddenly really interested in a girl who claimed that she had no gag reflex ;)

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OzExpat
20th May 2001, 09:57
Taking copious notes in preparation for the next "Cairns Bash"...

Geez, am I EVER looking forward to a demo of GG's beaut trick! :) :) :)

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GoGirl
20th May 2001, 12:47
Dingducky...you quack me up :) :)

KM...any time sweety ...any time :)

OzE...yer on !! ;)

GG

golden_hands
20th May 2001, 13:18
Here's an oldie but goldie. Bet, for a dollar, with a new hostie that you can move her breasts without touching them. Then she becomes curious and she agrees. You then gently rub her breasts and say: "damn I lost" and give her a dollar.

One for in the cockpit. Wait for one of the cuties to enter the cockpit. Offer a seat and tell her that you've dreamt about her. Give her the opportunity to feel the same. Take the observers oxygen mask and tell her to close her eyes and hold tight on to the inflatable part. When she is ready, inflate the mask in short burst. You'll probably know in a second if she's a virgin or not. Many laughs with this one.

The Fokker's chocka ocker
22nd May 2001, 10:58
BTW...I have a party trick too.

I have this thing with lipstick, where i can put it between my lips, and apply it perfectly to my c*&lt;k!

Would make a good double act Gogirl.

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Capt Homesick
23rd May 2001, 00:37
I can do the trick where you eat a cherry, and tie the stalk in a knot with your tongue... (you always were a cunning linguist, James) :)

Brakes...beer
23rd May 2001, 14:53
Friend at university used to routinely get smashed at parties, stand in the middle of the room, shout, "Party Trick" and fling his arms in the air. All present would turn and watch while a dark patch slowly spread around his crotch...

Rarely got laid.

OzExpat
23rd May 2001, 18:34
GG...

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">OzE...yer on !!</font>

:) :) :) :) :) :)


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radeng
23rd May 2001, 20:02
Evil party tricks:

1. Lift toilet seat, stretch cling film over top of bowl with lots of overlap down the side, put seat down again.

2. If at the house somebody you really don't like, wrap an old fashioned clock spring very tightly up in toilet paper, quickly flush down loo. Paper disintegrates, spring unwinds, plumber required......

Ranger One
23rd May 2001, 20:36
First venture into JB.. &lt;hangs on tight&gt;

Tricks so far have been pretty mild stuff... here are three nasties from the caving club, I've seen them all:

1. The 'three-man-lift'. Bet the victim that you can lift three men at once... victim lies on their back, one guy on each side, holding tight to victims arms and legs, you stand between victims legs, sieze their belt with both hands and 'try' to lift the three men. At this point the victim has a pint poured down their crotch. Victim jumps up, you win :)

2. The Dangerous Toilet Seat: many years ago, a certain caving club hut/bunkhouse had an outside crapper. There were two little metal studs set into the seat, wired up to a magneto situated in the hut itself. At parties, it was standard practice to give the magneto a few turns from time to time, to see if any screams resulted...

3. The Bovril Trick: victim is invited to take part in trick by any suitable subterfuge. Victim is blinfolded and told to extend a finger. At this point most victims think they're maybe going to get an electric shock... actually you take their wrist and carefully insert the finger into the armpit of a confederate, which has been liberally lubricated with Bovril. The blindfold is then removed, and the first thing the victim sees is another accomplice in front of them, pulling up their trousers...!

(note for those unfamiliar: Bovril is a kind of beef-flavoured concentrate which is thickly gelatinous in texture, and dark brown in colour. Also, this trick does not work well with medical students.).

Evil people, cavers.

Lurk R
24th May 2001, 11:58
I have a friend who can fit 7 20cent pieces under his foreskin...

Biggles Flies Undone
24th May 2001, 13:44
Lurk R - over in England our version is known as "The 10p Challenge". The highest total I've personally seen achieved is 2.30p (and the 10p is quite a large coin....) http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif

Unwell_Raptor
24th May 2001, 13:47
I can stand three canaries on my erect penis.
To be fair, one of them has to stand on one leg.

Biggles Flies Undone
24th May 2001, 14:22
U_R do you get their claws clipped first http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/confused.gif :rolleyes:

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25th May 2001, 11:46
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pjdj777
25th May 2001, 20:49
That 10 challenge disturbs me, how many times have you been standing at the bus stop, getting your change together and put a 10p piece in your mouth?



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drop bags bar
25th May 2001, 23:34
Flaming Assh*les!!!

For this party trick you need:

1. A group of way pissed mates.
2. A couple of good lenghts of big roll.
3. Six shots in shooter glasses for each contestant.
4. A long wide bar counter.
5. A large bucket of cold water.

The players go one at a time. Lay out the first guys shooters olng the bar counter. Get the first player to rip his/ het kit off and get onto thier knees, then have them shove a lenth of bog roll up their jack. Set fire to the bottom of the bog roll :) Now our hero must crawl on all fours as fast as he/ she can to the awaiting bucket of water where they can douse their APU fire along the way they HAVE to down each of the shooters!!!!

Ahhh how I miss contract flying! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/devil/firedevil.gif

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brown trousers
26th May 2001, 03:41
Unwell_Raptor

Please be aware that you local pet shop and RSPCA centre have been alerted :)

My favourite trick is to attempt to light one of my own farts after copious amounts of beer and curry. However, this has been a steep learning curve resulting in me being on first name terms with the girl at my local branch of Johnsons the Cleaners ;)