View Full Version : Nigella Lawson

7th Sep 2001, 07:33
I'd just like to say, Thank you.
Everything I ever wanted in a woman. ;)

7th Sep 2001, 08:01
I second that!!!!

Nigella for PM


7th Sep 2001, 09:23
Does she do that Nigella Bites cooking show?

henry crun
7th Sep 2001, 10:49
Thats the one

7th Sep 2001, 12:52

Not bothered about the cooking though... :D

Isn't she the ex-chancellor's daughter?

Odd choice of career though - shouldn't she be flying for BA..... :D

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7th Sep 2001, 13:10
AAAaaaahhhhh, c'mon you guys, give us a link huh?

7th Sep 2001, 13:11

Only one flaw as far as I can see - she wasn't there when I woke up this morning !

Could all go pear-shaped though when she takes you home to meet mom and dad :eek:

Don D Cake
7th Sep 2001, 15:05
She is the ex-chancellor's daughter.

Isn't genetics wonderful? How could the sperm of a Jabber the Hut doppleganger produce such a beautiful woman?

7th Sep 2001, 15:30
Must confess I had heard that she was a bit of a dish (pardon) and when I found myself on the station where her show was about to start, thought I might give it a look for five minutes just to check her out.

Before I knew it, the half hour was over and my memory was a blur! Whatever it was she cooked or said about food went straight through to the keeper, but I remember the accent, I remember the breasts (phwoaarrr), and most of all I remember every instance where she opened her mouth to allow all sorts of things in, from licking her fingers to a stringy cheese like thing that she allowed to drip in to her wide open mouth from on high. PHWWOOOOAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!

In short, dear JB'ers, I find myself in the unlikely position of being in love. Mature, intelligent, gorgeous, softly spoken, gentle, (did i mention her breasts?) what a woman! (Pity about the kids). Stick your anorexic bimbo models!

*Counting the hours till next Wednesday... be still by beating heart...*

7th Sep 2001, 15:56
Ditto all the above.

Utterly comprehensive Sex Goddess with a wonderfully modest personality (and I thought it was just me that fancied her!)

WxJx :p

[ 07 September 2001: Message edited by: WeatherJinx ]

7th Sep 2001, 16:09
Nothing to add, your honour. :)

The Mistress
7th Sep 2001, 17:19
Here you go lads

Click on the thumbnails to get a screenfull. I think you'll like 015.

sprocket - if you go to www.google.com (http://www.google.com) and enter (!) Nigella Lawson it comes up with loads of links to her.

I'm a fan of the cookery programme, but don't fancy her for some reason ;)

7th Sep 2001, 21:43
IFR gets her as guest cook for the Christmas Bash - bookings multiply exponentially!!! ???

7th Sep 2001, 23:44
And even better - when she gets a bit older, and goes off a bit, she can still cook. Win-Win or what?

After all, sex is all very well, but you remember a good meal longer than a good [email protected]

Don't you?

8th Sep 2001, 00:42
To The Mistress: Thanks for the links.
Looks fine to me.

So who on earth is "Mrs Coulter" then? :confused:

8th Sep 2001, 03:03
Cook? I'd be happy if she just buttered my roll.... :cool:

8th Sep 2001, 08:04
I am sure there is a bit of Viking in her.

If not, I bet she would like some. :D :D :D

Cisco Kid
9th Sep 2001, 01:23
SheŽs very lush, but possibly a bit too broad in the beam ,knows a trick or two with the old olive oil IŽll be bound !

9th Sep 2001, 01:46
To paraphrase Phil Lynott - 'has she got any Irish in her? Would she like some Irish in her?' ;) :p

Capt Homesick
9th Sep 2001, 04:23

The Groover
10th Sep 2001, 00:23
Read in the paper that she was seeing one off those awful saatchi toffs...............................surely not, then again it must be true as it was in the Daily Mail !


10th Sep 2001, 05:14
Ah yes, she does have a "loverly pair of coconuts" does she not?

dAAvid - :D

10th Sep 2001, 07:08
Umm, good looking this thing is.
Hard to belive she is British.
Not the average plaine Jane at all.

Tell her TowerDog is warm, willing and waiting...


10th Sep 2001, 14:07

Hard to belive she is British

....bit rich coming from the land of the 'Two Windsock Leggings' - British girls are lovely!

WxJx ;)

[ 10 September 2001: Message edited by: WeatherJinx ]