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under_exposed
6th Sep 2001, 15:17
From our local paper:

Dear Doris,

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Liverpool. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other is currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.



My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?

Tricky Woo
6th Sep 2001, 15:42
Nice.

Feeton Terrafirma
7th Sep 2001, 17:42
I just checked my copy of the Shorter Oxford, and couldn't find Scouser. I guess it's in the Longer Oxford Dictonary?
:confused:

Velvet
7th Sep 2001, 18:05
Feets honey, there aren't any short scousers in Oxford ;)

OzExpat
7th Sep 2001, 21:22
But, Vel, there's one or two in London... :eek: