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Moritz Suter
30th Mar 2002, 03:30
Well, I'll admit it, I'm frightened.. .. .No sooner does Lima Tango reveal all regarding the 'billygoat club', but ancient secret rituals rise to the surface, AND a mysterious white cow sporting a peculiarly comfortable looking seated posture reveals itself to me, armed with lethal phasers and a cloaking device.. .. .That was yesterday!. .. .Today, all threads containing said references mysteriously vanish, my budgie lies strangled at the bottom of his cage, there's a heap of white cow poo underneath it, and Lima Tango doesn't answer the phone!. .. .Question, fellow Ppruners. Is the mystic cow on The Square, and if so, what's it got against my budgie? BE AFRAID. BE-HAVE.. .. .(ms)

tony draper
30th Mar 2002, 04:40
Just as well nobody mentioned the Priory of Zion,men in black come fer you, you whisper that name.. .ssssshhhhhh!!!!, don't mention Barphomet <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />. . . . <small>[ 29 March 2002, 23:41: Message edited by: tony draper ]</small>

tony draper
30th Mar 2002, 04:44
Oh bugga, they on to us they is.

brockenspectre
30th Mar 2002, 04:48
What I think is weird is the entire thread about PPRuNe and its connections to the Masons has disappeared!!! I know that earlier today I half glanced through a thread about how to shake hands and what words to mutter but now...no trace!!. .. .Danny .. as owner of this forum ... if you don't know what happened then we have to accept that our Masonic brethren didn't like what was being said (guess they regard themselves as "religious") so it is either a q of "be very afraid" or, as I prefer to say "what a shame" .. for once it was raising their profile instead of casting them into the same shadow as other formal religions!!. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Moritz Suter
30th Mar 2002, 04:58
GULP!. .. .Now I'm REALLY frightened!

briteandbreezy
30th Mar 2002, 05:03
Oh well,..... life's a bitch... an' then ya disappear!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> . .. .A case for the 'X' Files?????? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> . .. .Who really cares what the Freemasons do? . .. .If they're out enjoying themselves together.... .. .1) They ain't harming anybody!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> . .. .2) It keeps them outta their wives hair!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .3) They'll all end up with dislocated fumbs and shufflie feet syndrome!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> . .. .When all's said an' done..... BOYS WILL BE BOYS!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Moritz Suter
30th Mar 2002, 05:10
Thats all very well for YOU to say, Miss Breezy, but there's no telling how long it will take for Lima Tango's body to turn up! Poor Chap...

Hagbard the Amateur
30th Mar 2002, 05:16
I've still got a black helicopter hovering over my apartment block. I'm not even going to ask who deleted those threads.

Hagbard the Amateur
30th Mar 2002, 05:38
No way - I've just checked on the "American History Lesson" thread - I made a silly joke in response to a post mentioning the M word simply to highlight that M stuff seemed to be becoming flavour of the month. My response is still there, the original post isn't.

Moritz Suter
30th Mar 2002, 05:41
Spooky, Mr. Amateur,. .. .There's definately something to all this. At last report, the Mystic Cow was donning overalls and delving into the server logs to see who's hands are grubby with the unseen act. Could be revealing! Watch this space.

Hagbard the Amateur
30th Mar 2002, 05:48
Sorry folks - I deleted my American History post because without the prompt it was conspicuously out of context. Goodfellow's helicopter reference proves I was there and I'm sure more than one person saw the unedited thread. Ah well - back to my crayons.

briteandbreezy
30th Mar 2002, 06:07
Hmmmmmm Hagbard,... don't be crayonin' on the walls... ya never know who may be watchin'!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

somewhatconcerned
30th Mar 2002, 06:10
They've got Danny now. He was here a minute ago then vanished. Wonder what he found in his server logs???

Moritz Suter
30th Mar 2002, 06:19
Or perhaps more correctly, WHO he found down there, Mr. SWC. (eeep). .. .Lime doesn't work that quickly, surely!

briteandbreezy
30th Mar 2002, 06:25
A Fibre Optic Freemason?. .. .~*~ <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> ~*~ <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> ~*~ <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> ~*~

ORAC
30th Mar 2002, 06:39
Why do you think they call it a "handshake" when you log on.............................

somewhatconcerned
30th Mar 2002, 06:50
First Lima Tango then Danny, who's next?. .I always said 'never trust a man who likes to hold another mans hand any longer than necessary'.. .I'm double locking the doors and windows tonight.

tony draper
30th Mar 2002, 06:58
Small silver trowel is ideal tool fer snickin open locked windows.. .Leather apron good fer keepin blood stains off yer kecks.

BlueDiamond
30th Mar 2002, 07:02
Actually, it is a matter for concern ... unless there is a simple reason which will be explained to us.. .. .The thread was not really about religion, did not spark any particular debate, let alone heated argument, was informative as opposed to offensive and the material clearly was collected from a website available to anyone who cares to click.. .. .Any interested parties can surf sites on Masonry and find the same information, so LT was hardly giving us any information that was not already freely available.. .. .So why the deletions? . .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" />

Moritz Suter
30th Mar 2002, 07:32
And more to the point, where IS Mr. Tango?. .. .I don't know about the rest of you, but I suspect a bizarre connection between Lima Tango, the Lincoln and Kennedy assasinations, time travel, AND the removal of the Masonic threads.. .. .Just in case anyone plans a vist this evening, be advised, I've let the Chihuahuas OFF their leashes. You've been warned!. .. .MS.

swashplate
30th Mar 2002, 14:40
Just a quickpoint of order for Mr Hagbard:. .. .It's NOT a BLACK helicopter.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> . .. ......It's a "non-pigmentially-designated" Helicopter <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .Just being paranoid is no excuse for being non-PC!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Paterbrat
31st Mar 2002, 17:14
Indeed... Noddy was surrounded by non-pigmented dolls with fuzzy hairdo's. (Enid Blyton's revised version).

Hagbard the Amateur
31st Mar 2002, 20:02
Swash,

What about coloured helicopters?
:D

swashplate
31st Mar 2002, 20:38
Naaaaaahhhhhhh Hagbard!!!

According to Velvet, you're not allowed to say 'coloured'anymore!! :rolleyes:

Hagbard the Amateur
31st Mar 2002, 23:35
Fair comment Swash,

Still, it ain't the colour of the helicopter - it's the nature of the spooks inside - eeeeeeeeeeek!

Blacksheep
1st Apr 2002, 04:57
The Mystic Cow can't be on the square. She's female.
The unpigmented helicopter is an Airwolf and it belongs to a television production company. Lima Tango and Danny are being held inside one of the mesas at Monument Valley. The one with a hole in the top. They'll be back soon, as long as Danny remembered his Victorinox tool kit.

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