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OzExpat
8th Dec 2001, 16:13
Weyl shephords watched thor flocks by neet
All sitt'n on the groond
(Wey,nearly aal o' them was sitt'n)

The Angel o' the North cum doon
An' theor wasn't a sheep te be foond.
(Sheep get worried, ye knaa ... so de shephords)

Hev a canny Christmas, noo.
an' divvent get ower drunk on
Aad Yeor's Neet

Feeton Terrafirma
9th Dec 2001, 10:25
Hey Oz

I'm sure its very funny, but what the [email protected]*k does it say?

Thought you could speak strine?

BTW diyahavagoodwegendmate?

OzExpat
9th Dec 2001, 14:14
Tarbender... yeah mate, nurries! If ya wait by this thread long enuf, I'm sure Mr Draper will translate it for ya, perhaps by offering another perspective! :eek:

But, hey, wasn't it YOU who posted that thing about Windaz for Geordies, a while ago? It made me think that you knew the lingo... :D

tony draper
9th Dec 2001, 16:48
Wey mi bonny lads ind lassis, yis divint naa how tu speek propa geordie.
Thats why the SAS employ so many Tynesiders, we are like those Navahoe language speakers the U S marines used during the war, neebugga cin undastan us.
That, and and the fact we are all as hard as a witches tit. ;)

BIG E
9th Dec 2001, 16:54
there is truth in the navahoe thing
a knaa yee an yee knaa me

tony draper
9th Dec 2001, 17:27
Hoyyahammaowahinny. ;)

Gash Handlin
9th Dec 2001, 19:23
is it time ta gan hyem yet??

BIG E
9th Dec 2001, 20:21
TWO GEORDIE DONKEYS IN A ROWING BOAT

ONE SAYS EE-AW

THE OTHER SAYS SOD OFF YE OAR

tony draper
9th Dec 2001, 20:28
Two Geodie cavalry men surounded by apaches, and one says,
"Listen sir, I hear drums"
"War drums Sargeant?"
"wey naa sore thiv brung tha oun". ;)

OzExpat
10th Dec 2001, 15:16
Wor drums indeed, Mr D! :p

Gainesy
10th Dec 2001, 20:53
Geordie law firm, Haddaway & $hite

[ 10 December 2001: Message edited by: Gainesy ]

BIG E
12th Dec 2001, 05:07
geordie motorist breaks down and calls the local car recovery firm,the motorist says he's broken down and theres a load of steam coming from the engine,the recovery bloke asks 'are ya ower heatin?'the motorist replies 'naa just south of longbenton'

woman patient:'doctor my fanny smells of coconut'

geordie doctor:well its boun tee