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Margaret Thatcher
7th Dec 2001, 12:28
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the
> middle of nowhere, the
> following people are suddenly stranded by, as you
> might expect, a
> shipwreck:
>
> 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
> 2 French men and 1 French woman
> 2 German men and 1 German woman
> 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
> 2 English men and 1 English woman
> 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
> 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
> 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
> 2 American men and 1 American woman
> 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
>
> One month later on these same absolutely stunning
> deserted islands in
> the middle of nowhere, the following things have
> occurred:
>
> One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
> Italian woman.
>
> The two French men and the French woman are living
> happily together in
> a ménage-a-trois.
>
> The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
> alternating visits
> with the German woman.
>
> The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
> the Greek woman is
> cleaning and cooking for them.
>
> The two English men are waiting for someone to
> introduce them to the
> English woman.
>
> The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the
> endless ocean, and
> another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and
> started swimming.
>
> The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are
> awaiting instructions.
>
> The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor
> store, a
> restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman
> pregnant in order to
> supply employees for their stores.
>
> The two American men are contemplating the virtues
> of suicide because
> the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about
> her body; the true
> nature of feminism; how she can do everything they
> can do; the necessity
> of fulfillment; the equal division of household
> chores; how sand and
> palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend
> respected her
> opinion and treated her nicer than they do; but how
> her relationship
> with her mother is improving and how at least the
> taxes are low and it
> isn't raining.
>
> The two Irish men have divided the island into North
> and South and set
> up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in
> the picture because
> it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
> coconut whisky. But
> they're satisfied because at least the English
> aren't getting laid
> either.
>
:D :D :D