Dave_Jackson
12th Sep 2003, 03:57
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Ms. Peach Pits flying her new Model 2003 Grasshopper helicopter.
From the Farmer's Gazette, Tabloid & Rag
It is with great regret that we report the demise of Ms. Peach Pits. Ms. Pits became a well know celebrity in rotorcraft circles during her long 2-1/2 week career as a helicopter pilot. She is highly respected for her crop spraying ability and the new flight maneuvers that she brought to the profession. Her development of the 1-1/2 tuck with a 1/2 twist, in setting up for her next pass, may never be eclipsed.
Unfortunately, while spraying a field of peach trees, the helicopter dipped below the tree tops. Her mouth was open at the time and she ingested an excessively large quantity of ripe peaches. The craft sustained no damage, but upon landing, Ms. Pits was rushed to the hospital.
The emergency-room doctors were about to perform a cesarean, to remove the fruit, when one of the more effeminate orderlies suggested that this was the last place to be looking for a fruit. They finally voted and the consensus was to pump a laxative into Ms Pits.
Later, her family doctor was told about the radical procedure and asked to comment. Not wanting to get into litigation, his reply was a curt "No ****'.
Ms. Peach Pits flying her new Model 2003 Grasshopper helicopter.
From the Farmer's Gazette, Tabloid & Rag
It is with great regret that we report the demise of Ms. Peach Pits. Ms. Pits became a well know celebrity in rotorcraft circles during her long 2-1/2 week career as a helicopter pilot. She is highly respected for her crop spraying ability and the new flight maneuvers that she brought to the profession. Her development of the 1-1/2 tuck with a 1/2 twist, in setting up for her next pass, may never be eclipsed.
Unfortunately, while spraying a field of peach trees, the helicopter dipped below the tree tops. Her mouth was open at the time and she ingested an excessively large quantity of ripe peaches. The craft sustained no damage, but upon landing, Ms. Pits was rushed to the hospital.
The emergency-room doctors were about to perform a cesarean, to remove the fruit, when one of the more effeminate orderlies suggested that this was the last place to be looking for a fruit. They finally voted and the consensus was to pump a laxative into Ms Pits.
Later, her family doctor was told about the radical procedure and asked to comment. Not wanting to get into litigation, his reply was a curt "No ****'.