Bin Laden to buy BA
 

That got your attention...

It's actually the plot line for an upcoming episode of the BBC2 Absolute Power show to be aired this Thursday at 2200 BST.
Here's the summary of the episode:

The Nation's Favourite

Sitcom following the exploits of PR men Charles Prentiss and Martin McCabe. When a Saudi businessman offers them vast amounts of money to help him buy British Airways it seems an irresistible proposition - until they discover his name.