SAA to Buy out BA/Comair in Shady Military Related Deal
 

I heard the following news today just after TOC:

SAA is going to buy-out BA Mainline, aquire Comair, and use the current fleet as cabin crew SEPT simulators. All Comair/BA pilots will be forced to go back to the SAAF (who have just spent their last ammo money on lobbying for this deal), or to charter, and the current Comair management team will be sued for thinking up the Kulula colour scheme, and for being girlishly nasty to SAA.

The entire deal will be funded by the taxpaying SA public, along with a 100% pay-rise for the SAA pilots, who will unfortunately only be paid every second month after the increase.

'Bout time I say!

Viva SAA! Viva!

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